make sure you let us know where they bury you
i haven't been out dancing for a few weeks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 13:53, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

technically the rhythmic wobble of your thighs against the background noise of working in the city
could be considered 'dancing' to 'dubstep'
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)

i have toned thighs and buns of steel
as those who were groping them at the last bash can definitively confirm.

we can put a teddy bear at the grave too. i think you'd like that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I don't care what scraps you got from KFC
you should stop stuffing them in your greasy maw if you ever want to find a man
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)

i have a hot scientist guy asking me out RIGHT NOW, as it happens
as well as the stuff with the ex and A N Other. so ner.

bet you cracked and texted your gf, didn't you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:03, Reply)

she text me on saturday night and on sunday, i'm not a monster so i at least replied in a polite manner
i was going to say something really cruel here but can't remember it now because U2 came on the radio
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:04, Reply)

that's funny
because in the pic you posted, you looked EXACTLY like frankenstein's monster. only with less neck. nowhere to shove the bolt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)

i have a neck, i even hurt it recently
you're so mean (something about you being a sexless, cat-lady harridan with the looks of Mrs Twit, the intelligence of a homeopathy magazine and the hard-up nature of a sex offender on death row)
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:08, Reply)

i don't know what i have to do to make you remember that i am allergic to cats
it's like you don't memorise every word i say
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:10, Reply)

i don't recall you ever saying that
why would you keep 30+ cats in your studio flat above a pie shop, swipe?

you must get through a lot of anti-histamines
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:11, Reply)

it's a portered, gated mansion block in kensington ACTUALLY
you horrible troll
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)

yeah, in your head it is

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Still with the ex
*tuts*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)

"it's complicated"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)

complicated gay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)

:(((

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)

complicated only going to be solved by a pair of concrete boots and some chicken wire.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:12, Reply)

kinky

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)

he's such a perv

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)

what, there's another hot guy in science?
I didn't get that memo.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Too late
He's taken
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)

well, it's all relative
doubtless he wouldn't be hot out of a scientific environment.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)