I don't really know how to explain how stupid you're being
so I'll just say that you're doing it wrong.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:20, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

yes dear.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)

I'll have a go because I dislike ignorance even though you'll probably just do another "yes dear"
secure, as you are, in your self-righteousness.

However, an oxymoron has to be partly true. It's a paradox brought about by two seemingly contradictory words, used together, that nevertheless describe a truth. You have described a mere contradiction, not an oxymoron. Reading something in a dictionary does not teach you to use it correctly.

tl:dr, you're wrong, you look stupid, you probably don't care.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:26, Reply)

You won't rest until you've made Quey flounce again, will you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I think he hangs around just to spite me

( Kroney, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)

and this would be why I call you humourless.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Just trying to help, mate.
I don't joke around with you because the dislike is mutual. I don't bother with people I don't like.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)