If it was, it wasn't one of mine.
The person who told me the story claimed it happened to them personally though.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:01, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

It was frankspencer:
www.b3ta.com/questions/secretsanta/post68112
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Not really the same story though...
...aside from the vibrating remote thingy. Maybe there's more than one in circulation?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:05, Reply)

to be fair
i know at least 3 girls who own one of these. for some reason they are a popular present from other halves.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Do they not trust themselves with their own pleasure?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:10, Reply)

i didn't say they used them
i said they were bought for them... but i can say that i've never asked them that question!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Well, you should!

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)

^^ the gay porn thread is up there, between ape and quint ^^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)

there seem to be a few of those going on right now

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)

i've never seen the practicality of it to be honest
the bit ladies like vibrated is external, but those things have to be kept 'up' there for the man to remote control

i don't really see why a woman holding a lump of plastic up her chuff is going to be turned on in any way
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)

This question needs a lady perspective, perhaps

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)

there are none here

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:30, Reply)

*puts away pandertron*
Shit.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:52, Reply)

you can still pander to slags

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)