Come on you slugabeds! Wakey wakey, rise and shine.
It's Saturday, it's not raining (it isn't raining here anyway) and the day beckons us with infinite possibilities.
Today I'm making some desk-mounted shelving for my 2TB HDD, printer & consumables and the power supply to declutter my workspace. What will you do with today?
Alt: Football hooligans - over enthusiastic and misunderstood or a handy source of donor organs?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 10:51, 16 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I was planning on spending the day sitting around in my pants thanks

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Sitting around in your pants is a perfectly valid Saturday activity
Occasional groinal scratch 'n' sniff is acceptable too.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)

What do you take me for, some kind of animal?
I've been watching A Fantastic Fear of Everything this morning, broadswords review: it's not terribly good
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Acceptable - not compulsory.
I'll take your word on the film, doesn't seem to have had any half-decent reviews at all!
I'm waiting for the release of 'John dies at the end', pretty much the only film I've been looking forward to this year.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Today I moved house.
I am stuffed. I am now in bed. Watching tv. Tomorrow I don't have to go to an exam, or move house, or do ANYTHING. ahhhh. Luxury!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Better hope you remembered which box you packed the lube in, then

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I went out for a full english breakfast for lunch
and have been out to pick up some fizzy pop. The woman in the flat at the end of the hall was very noisily expressing her delight at what was happening to her earlier, gone quiet now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Serial Paedophile dies in prison
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20014945

What many people don't know is that he was actually a Radio 1 DJ behind closed doors for many years.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)

that's so lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

That's so childishly sarcastic

( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 20:45, Reply)