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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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ask whoever you got it from for your money back
i've done this in the past and it usually works
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:48, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
i filled out a returns form in HMV once
with the return reason as 'it's just really, really shit'
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)
the guy at the counter chuckled, but totally agreed and highfived me a million pounds as i left the shop

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:50, Reply)
then jesus and i got on our flying kawasaki unicorns and flew off to the moon

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:50, Reply)
only rented it, not that arsed.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:50, Reply)
even so, it's the principle
you ask for your 4 quid back
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:51, Reply)
How about he just glares angrily at the guy behind the counter when he returns it?
And perhaps doesn't say thank you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:52, Reply)
I returned it into the drop off box, in silent protest.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)
i hope you rattled the flap
just a little bit more than you should have
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)
I practically SLAMMED it in.
that'll fucking learn ridley scott for making a shit film.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)
ridley scott's pissing your £2 up the wall of a bondage club
LAUGHING right in your face, mmps

i wouldn't take that if i were you
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)
I'm going to shit in a box and post it to him
and put a little flag in the shit what says "prometheus"
that'll fucking learn the prick.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)
i reckon he'd like that mmps
it'll be like you've sent him a present
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)
the fucking bastard with probably use it as lube for his sick sex games.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:00, Reply)
i heard he likes to stick a toothbrush up his bum and watch Mopatop Shop

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)
I heard he likes to wear a nappy and onsie then watch "monster high"
before shitting himself and then getting jodi foster to change his nappy.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)
dirty bastard
maybe if he spent less time asking second rate movie stars to pour faeces into his open wounds he might be able to churn out a bit decent sci fi
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)
it was only 2 quid.
fucking hell england! you are all rich cunts.
4 quid a hire?!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:52, Reply)
that's it
I'm moving to Scotland
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

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