Give us some questions then.
I like a good pub quiz, me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:19, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

you'll just Google the answers.
I caught a team last week using Shazam during the music round. Cheating shit bags.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:20, Reply)

I have never cheated in a pub quiz in my whole life
And we once beat a team who were blantantly cheating.

Sadly there's no pub within toddling distance that does a quiz these days.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:24, Reply)

drink driving isn't as frowned upon as it once was.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Officer - Windy Pig says it's OK
And that's Windy Pig off b3ta, I'll have you know.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Hate to disagree, winders but when I were a lad everybody, well, lots, did it. I once got warned for riding a horse while drunk. There wasn't an offence to cover it apparently. The bobby wanted to get me incarcerated for a very long time.
Now folk get jailed for a second offence. Involving a car, that is.
Don't know about donkeys.
Or mules, come to think about it.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:10, Reply)