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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening thread?
Hi saddos and non-LARPers what are you up to these evening?

I'm gonna do a little light housework and go to bed, rock and of roll!

I might even wrap a few birthday presents if the excitement gets too much.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 19:22, 170 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
evening
I must be a saddo then, that's about right. I have a cup of tea and later I might read some Tolstoy because right now everything Russian is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 19:36, Reply)
I knew that read wrong.
it was meant to devide the world into 2 categories: those who LARP and saddos/non-LARPers. Epic fail. :(
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 19:39, Reply)
obviously all the cool LARPers would be out LARPing....
so only the saddo non-LARPers would be on here....

unless they were sick....

or having a cup of tea...
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 19:45, Reply)
larp season is pretty much over until spring, now
except for a couple of little events which for some reason are all at the same campsite.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:06, Reply)
Non larping Saddo
Has nearly a whole day off tomorrow!

What if you do something sad that isn't larping, eh? What then, eh?

EDIT - Thanks CQ but it's still 2 weeks until my birthday so no rush.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:00, Reply)
evening
what are you to do with this almost a day off? How will you cope?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:06, Reply)
Main priority is a haircut really
I'm starting to look like Swiss Tony.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:09, Reply)
go for a mohawk

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Not really an appropriate look for a prominent local businessman
It'll be a number 2 square neck as usual.

Not much you can do with my hair really - it's very curly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Chemical Straighteners my good man,
will make you bald.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:21, Reply)
I was about 50% grey by the time I hit 30
But unless chemotherapy is necessary I'm not going to go bald.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:26, Reply)
I recently learned a lot about permanent hair products as part of a distance learning course.
Fuck me, folk will put vicious stuff in their hair for vanity's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:39, Reply)
sometimes I put a hat on mine

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:41, Reply)

I used to put a hat on mine, too.

Oh, your speaking about heads.

Move on, then, I got it wrong.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:00, Reply)
I can remember my granny getting perms in the early 70's.
And I'm guessing that the stuff they used probably wasn't too far removed from Hydrogen Peroxide - rocket propellant, very unstable, rejected by NATO but used by the Eastern Block until Kursk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:49, Reply)
It's a two-stage process.
The first is breaking down the hair's structure with a waving lotion containing reducing agent (usually thioglycollic acid), which is almost as dangerous in its own right. The second is fixing it in place with a neutraliser containing an oxidising agent (usually, as you say, hydrogen peroxide).

Chemical straighteners ("relaxers") use caustic soda - which is more typically used to unblock drains or shift really stubborn grease.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:57, Reply)
I'm going back a bit here
But wouldn't thioglycollic acid in thermite make a basic explosive?

If I'd put my granny head down in an improvised tube I could probably have set a trajectory and fired her at Morecambe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:06, Reply)

No, no,

Head down on Malcolm, not Morecombe. He does the aiming. Cos yer granny can't see where her erse is aiming.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Probably could, it's a strong reducing agent.
But the thioglycollic acid would have been inactivated when they put the neutraliser on, so your granny's hair was unlikely to have made a good explosive - unless they made a total hash job of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Get the Hydrogen Peroxide in then
The Eastern Block used Hydrogen Peroxide routinely as missile propellant and even submarine propellant.

I reckon I could have got her to Burnley with that.

Thermite and thiogloccic makes a loud but localised bang - railway detonators.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:23, Reply)
HTP or High Test Peroxide is still used in rockets
Not in torpedos any more. Many years ago I took the safe handling course for HTP - it's very nasty stuff - over 90% H2O2! The peroxide in hair products is extremely tame in comparison, about 3-5%.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:28, Reply)
reading the quiz tonight,
I'm really tired, was in the pub yesterday from 10am till 1am, doing the same today, and again tomorrow. Fuck this CQ, fuck this.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Give us some questions then.
I like a good pub quiz, me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:19, Reply)
you'll just Google the answers.
I caught a team last week using Shazam during the music round. Cheating shit bags.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:20, Reply)
I have never cheated in a pub quiz in my whole life
And we once beat a team who were blantantly cheating.

Sadly there's no pub within toddling distance that does a quiz these days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:24, Reply)
drink driving isn't as frowned upon as it once was.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Officer - Windy Pig says it's OK
And that's Windy Pig off b3ta, I'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Hate to disagree, winders but when I were a lad everybody, well, lots, did it. I once got warned for riding a horse while drunk. There wasn't an offence to cover it apparently. The bobby wanted to get me incarcerated for a very long time.
Now folk get jailed for a second offence. Involving a car, that is.
Don't know about donkeys.
Or mules, come to think about it.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:10, Reply)

s and non-
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:04, Reply)
I just made a vegan curry
it was nice.
the end
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:13, Reply)
did the vegan like it?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Star trek lols.

"It'll nivver tak the heat, captain."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Yeah, better than beans on toast which is standard vegan food.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:48, Reply)
What was in it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I had a great curry this weekend
Butternut squash and Italian cabbage, in coconut milk, with mustard seed, cumin seed and curry leaves.

Yum yum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Butternut squash is lovely in a curry.
The sauce sounds South Indian - you'd love my local place, similar stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:05, Reply)
it was made by a mate of mine, he's a fantastic cook.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:07, Reply)
alright?
I've been feeling vicious tonight, I think my blankness is taking hold and my mask of sanity is starting to...slip.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Time to embark on that killing spree you've always dreamed of?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:44, Reply)
oh man don't tempt me
I nearly shoed someone earlier on, just for the fuck of it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:46, Reply)
...Diet Coke.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Aspired to, I'd say

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Tell me about your blankness.

Then expand on your........slip.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I just want to fit...in.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:48, Reply)

By "fit", you mean twelve inches?

In my professional opinion, that won't go "in."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:51, Reply)
oh dozer! you are so LOL

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:58, Reply)
oh babygirl, the things I could do to you with a coathanger.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:00, Reply)
you couldn't do shit to me shortarse battered scares me more than you.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:03, Reply)
I just don't find you...sexually attractive

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Good job
Not in to you neither, sorry.

now fuck of, there's a good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Just cool it with the...anti-semitic remarks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:13, Reply)
dozer, by all accounts your an nice enough bloke IRL
have you ever considered that if you let a little of that out on here you might actually be considered anything other that a stupid pretentious cockend? I mean masochism is one thing but I thing Rory's sock puppet has more fans than you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:19, Reply)
oh CQ, you labour under the misconception that I give a fuck.
Also, on this thread it's only you complaining.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:25, Reply)
as with all the other tedious wankers you post a lot for some one who doesn't give a fuck
but hey guess I'm odd I don't do stuff I don't give a fuck about unless I get paid.

no complaining, just felt sorry for you is all.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:33, Reply)
I meant not giving a fuck as in what internet strangers think of an internet persona.
Some of the dudes and dudettes on here I would gladly go drinking with, and indeed, some I have. And there are others who I would very likely have no time for. I am sure I fit into one of these classes, depending on who you are asking. Just I don't lose any sleep over it and never will.

Positive posts only please.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:37, Reply)
OK, doze, what ever hakes you mappy dude.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:39, Reply)
hakes make me happy, as do rakes and sometimes lakes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Well it has been the usual excitement in the tangle household
Highlights include:
Cooking dinner
Eating dinner
Putting kids to bed
Washing up
Making lunches
It's nothing, if not thrilling, each night here.
Now listening to The Residents and drinking cider.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:51, Reply)
The Residents
American Folk-Rock stuff - did the theme tune to an animated series?

EDIT - King of the Hill - just remembered.

Not The Replacements, which is the magnificent Paul Westerburg.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:56, Reply)
The Replacements are also good.
Have you read Our Band Could Be Your Life?
All about American underground bands of the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:08, Reply)
I love American alt bands
Dead Kennedys, Alice Donut, Black Flag, Dinosaur Jnr, Galaxie 500, Codeine, Screaming Trees, Slint, all that stuff. Tried to like Sonic Youth but just don't. Love Nirvana as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:12, Reply)
You should read this book too then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:14, Reply)
I can't read.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Shit one.
On the plus side, it protects you from all the drivel on here.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:20, Reply)
true, plus it means I don't have to ponce about with Structuralism
And pretending to read Self, De Lillo and Amis to impress birds.

Chicks dig readers. But not SF or fantasy, those guys work in IT and wear wolf t shirts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:23, Reply)
You are missing Dream Syndicate, and Green on Red, and Flying Burrito Brothers

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:16, Reply)
+ Husker Du, Minutemen, Minor Threat, firehose, Mission of Burma, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I like Big Black, the Jesus Lizard, Shellac, Fugazi, Tortoise and Insane Clown Posse.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Half of those are covered in the book.
I'm listening to Minor Threat now.
I assume you are listening to ICP.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:29, Reply)
I am always listening to ICP yo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:30, Reply)
No but I will
Ever heard Westerbergs solo work? Suicane Gratification is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I have not, but will bear it in mind for future investigation.
I had to buy many records off the back of reading that book.
I think it will probably be up your street.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:16, Reply)
I've got a lot of Paisley Underground
I'd like to think I know what the Minneapolis scene took to LA.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:20, Reply)
you are missing Kyuss, Burning Witch and Sunn O)))

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Are tuesdays the new fridays?
because it's deader than usual in here. or did I just miss a downslide while I've not been on much lately.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:12, Reply)
We've all got you on 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:17, Reply)
I actually considered that earlier when there was nearly 2 hours and no posts
I tried logging out and it made no difference. I was quite surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Even worse then
It appears that you are on 3.0 - even if you log out you see nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I have myself on 3.0.
When my internet is off I can't see anybody's posts at all, even my own
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:28, Reply)
I loves yer CQ
Your thoughts on the West Coast music scene?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:27, Reply)
if it's what you guys are chatting about I don't recognise any of i9t, sorry
Dead Kennedys, nirvana and ICP ars the only back mentioned thus far I've listened to, oh I think I borrowed a sonic youth album once.

heard of some of thye rest, but don't know them, sorry.

Oh my sister bought me a fugazi album for a birthday present, it struck my as terribly dull and worthy and not much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:37, Reply)
ICP though, eh? Great hip hop band, could teach Gang Starr a thing or two!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:39, Reply)
I find them fun, as I know you know.
I understand why people don't like them or mock them, this bothers me not at all if i let other people's opinions govern my music taste, or indeed anything about my life it's all be so much less fun.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:42, Reply)
there is nothing fun about shit music.
Soz etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:44, Reply)
and, as I have attempted to explain many a time, these things are relative.
unless we are arguing about technical proficiency, in which case someone like steve vai is probably the best musician of all time, but life is just not worth living.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:47, Reply)
technical proficiency is for losers.
Ever heard Mix Master Mike's solo stuff? Tedious as fuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:49, Reply)
my point exactly
all else is personal taste, grown ups agree to differ, twelve-year-olds get into pointless arguments about who's better.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:51, Reply)
no, YOU smell.
No returns.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:53, Reply)
You surprise me.
I can imagine you leaping around to Fugazi back in the early 90s.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Fugazi = no moustaches.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:42, Reply)
maybe if I'd come across them back than I would have
maybe I'm influenced by the fact my sister is dull and worthy
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:43, Reply)
They are indeed a little dull and worthy
That's Straight Edge for you.
But there are some good songs too
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:45, Reply)
I'm sure there are
happy to take recomendations. I don't have much time for strait edge TBH, pretty pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:48, Reply)
that's how I feel about Steampunk.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:50, Reply)
not overly into it myself either.
in other news I have no interest in traveling around the world, in 80 days or otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:52, Reply)
I've been lied to.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Too busy with his inventions.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:53, Reply)
He may have a wolf and stars t shirt, but I have a Wilf and stars one.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:55, Reply)
lots with skulls on, does that count?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:56, Reply)
yes, yes it does.
Do you wear Lynx Africa, play Warhammer and work in IT?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:58, Reply)
never, I played a rel;ated game many years ago and not really, in that order
ETA: I do quite like EMV though
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:59, Reply)
EMV is great value.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:02, Reply)
he's a nice chap

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:03, Reply)
he's an ironically irony-free cretin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Me neither
Sobriety can get to fuck.
I prefer my music with drink and drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:53, Reply)
oh indeed.
it's not mandatory, but it does seem to produce better music, on average.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Perhaps bgb, cavy, b3th and the other stalwarts from your evening thread heyday have all found lives?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:37, Reply)
^ This is very funny
Jeff has found a bird, though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:42, Reply)
He's done OK
I'm looking - I reckon after Jeff I'm next in line.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:49, Reply)
You're hoping for the next go on Jeff's missus?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Oi!
I can read this.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Cool, how's the waiting list looking?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:56, Reply)
For what?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:58, Reply)
a go on your missus
do keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:00, Reply)
Sorry. Yes.
It's coming on a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:02, Reply)
good good.
they're just jealous virgins Jeff, not men of the world, like you and me. best ignore them.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Evening shit cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Alright bender
Keep your eye on TD.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:55, Reply)
He worries me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:56, Reply)
He nonced me up once :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:57, Reply)
He did give you a special badge afterwards though.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Y'expecting some sort of Rory style meltdown?
Not me - always my sweet and mellow self.

x
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:08, Reply)
I've been quite funny tonight in a deadpan manner.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:54, Reply)
you really haven't
anyone feel free to jump in and contradict me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Yes I have.
Ask for a third party's view.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Link?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:57, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1764903

Alternatively, piss off back to Kelly Jones's photograph.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:00, Reply)
very mild minor lol
but I had to go back up the thread for context.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:03, Reply)
OK Dozer, I take it all back
you are funny

well done, must just be me then.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:04, Reply)
so you lolled
I only chose that one ironically, the best one was the 'you smell' one.

Edit- wait, you scrolled to the one immediately above to get the reference to the Diet Coke jingle? That's hardly a dealbreaker, looking slightly above to where it says 'just for the fuck of it', is it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:05, Reply)
I just did
I'm listening to the deafening silence
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:57, Reply)
'm pretty sure that all the humour in this thread has come from me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:57, Reply)
nope, from CQ, unintentionally.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:00, Reply)
still no one leaping to the defence of you LOLs...
anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:02, Reply)
but CQ this is just like quantum measurements.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:03, Reply)
So if we look for humour in them, your posts cease to be funny?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:05, Reply)
no, now look here, I meant that when nobody is asked, they are funny, but when peoe are asked they go quiet. or sutin.
I'm a victim of my own tedious late 90s shit band referencing lols- when I see you post I get The Bartender and the Thief playing in my head.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I meant the intentional humour.
There are only two people amused by your and Quey's silly squabbles.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:04, Reply)
what, me and Jules Verne?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:05, Reply)
i'm not amused by them
I alternate between irritation and pity.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:07, Reply)
you never quite get the joke, do you Wilf?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:11, Reply)
I don't find you funny if that's what you mean
then again humour if subjective too
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:12, Reply)
roll 15 or more on a D20 to get a fucking life, and roll a 20 to come off the lithium script.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:14, Reply)
*shurg* ok then.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:15, Reply)
So cop for this then
Bedtime.

Take unto you the very mighty The Disappointed because, gor blimey, he is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:00, Reply)
Is it still evening?
Or have we fallen over into 'night-time'?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Spaz^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:04, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Just how strong are the opiates you're taking?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Internet bullying
right here
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:07, Reply)
ban the hippy

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:08, Reply)
*bans CQ*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:09, Reply)
monty is a bigger hippy than me

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Good work!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:09, Reply)
shut it mod

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:11, Reply)
b3th is the mod.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:12, Reply)
you are totally a mod
just in a different way
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:13, Reply)
No, he's a bender.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:14, Reply)
he's the guy in the middle of this picture
avpny.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/mod42.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Is that straight out of your wank bank?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:17, Reply)
nah, just googled Mod and that was the second result
ya gotta admit the resemblence is uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:19, Reply)
I'll be the judge of that.
*Checks*

Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Thanks very much.
*Tries to get rid of that Rebel MC song from my head*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:17, Reply)
Is he a yankee?
Nah I'm a Lahndahnah
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:18, Reply)
I may possibly have been listening to taht song today.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:19, Reply)
And up there somewhere ^
But you weren't here then.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Why do you hate me so much, tangles?
Is it because I'm so much cooler than you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:14, Reply)
I don't hate anyone, b3th.
I just like being mean.
You've got a little brother, right?
I'm one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:18, Reply)
I've always thought you were one of them.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Tits!
night all.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 23:19, Reply)

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