Alt: Stopped that Columbus bloke discovering America.
Then get someone to claim the whole lot for Britain later on.
Not 100% sure this would make the world a better place, but at least we'd own most of it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:07, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I thought we did claim the lot at some point?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)

The old 'histoire' clearly not one of old Lokesy here's strong suits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I mean the whole shebang, North, south and central
not just the USA.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:14, Reply)

a man, a plan, a canal- Panama!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:18, Reply)

what about left and right?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Years later sick of British rule they would probably have some sort of war of independence day with Will Smith and the guy from the Holsten Pills ads

( Peej, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:09, Reply)