You shouldn't have tried to take your axe to Poland with you.

( Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:12, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

What could I use instead to survive a Ryanair flight?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)

throw some m&m's down the aisle, that will distract any trouble makers.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Ryanair? Oh Battered I thought better of you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Only airline that flies direct to my destination.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Ryanair's not bad
If you just think of an airplane as being a bus in the sky. Can't see what the fuss is against budget airlines - they take you from A to B (although you may have to do some actual homework YOURSELF as to where 'B' actually is!).
I've used them on many occasions - ne better or worse than many others.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)

No free booze.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I only drink on long-haul flights so free booze isn't an issue

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Gayyy

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Unlucky
I went Ryanair to Riga. Never again. At least you won't have the same legroom issues I did. Made the whole affair completely unbearable.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)

make sure no one sits in the same row as you by loudly dictating into your phone what the stewardesses do after everyone gets off the plane

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)