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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm well thick.
All these literary allusions I drop are just a sham.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:36, 141 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
If you drop sham literary allusions
perhaps you ought to drop your literary illusions.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
ellusive illusory allusions?
Have you seen that our Alma Mater is merging with uni of Newport?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
What is this new powerhouse of higher learning going to be called?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Deacon High

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Spanner Low

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Phil Redmonds lesser known zzzzz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I haven't.
I left that university and never looked back.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Drop the boy, drop the boy OO-ERRR.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Am I SERIOUSLY the only 'Bros' fan here?
FFS you CHUMPS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)
CRAIG 4EVA MATT AND LUKE NEVA!!!!
Bro2 can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)
YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)
I bet you have Grolsch tops on your shoes.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)
HOO-HOOOM-YEAAHH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)
It doesn't owe you anything

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)
NNNNNUTH'N

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Were they voiced by the same guy that did Yoda?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
OOO-ERRR

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Hmmm, stupid hair you have

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Afford laces you cannot.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)
yo I don't know
turn off the lights and I'll glow
to the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Sage words, young master Morrison. Sage words indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)
I think we can all take hope from them.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)
In these dark times, such words of comfort give us a reason to look to the future.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)
I can't believe no ones talking about the most important news ever?
That we're out of recession, weren't you all woken by the choir of angels raining their GDP growth down onto our heads?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I was too busy recovering my monocle from my champagne.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)
Growth is good, even for people in you situation.
Shame inflation is so high eh?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Fucking is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Great!
All we need to do is have another Olympic games to keep up the momentum!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)
The ticket sales only accounted for a fifth of the growth. 0.2%
which still seems imense to me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)
I'm too thick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)
I just shat into my butlers hands!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Is that the second or the third recession we've come out of in the last four years?
I hear the next one's going to be the charm.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Second.
A double dip recession refers, right, to having been in one recession, are you still with me, and going, right, into another, stop me if I'm getting too technical for you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)
I like to think of it as a camel hump recession.
or a boobs recession, if I turn the graph upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)
SLOW DOWN FFS
I can't write that fast! Jesus Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)
So what would three be?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Triple drop dip.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
*rave flashback*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I vote that we have one of them, then.
We should go for four.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)
We haven't had three recessions since 2008, we've had two.
We've had two.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
This joker's just not getting it Chomp.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)
WEVE HAD TWO!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)
*I* know that - *YOU* know that - but Pierre here's brain seems to have gone on strike.
Typical Froggoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)
i thought a double dip recession was when you get one of them lollies with the yellow and red sherbert
but you run out of lollipop long before you're halfway through the bag

:(
(quintsy, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
OH yeah and then you had to use your finger
and it was sticky all the way through double science and you kept getting iron filings and frog guts stuck to it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Dave already spoilt the surprise

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Yeah, that's not on really, bet a bunch of traders who watched PMQ's made a bunch of money today.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Best colouring book ever
www.nature.com/news/how-to-eat-a-triceratops-1.11650
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)
awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Unlike this thread.
Who the fuck does this Dozer kid think we are, here?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Dozer earlier
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/01/24/article-1245788-07FFDE62000005DC-227_468x366.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)

fatheffalump.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/img_2678.jpg?w=600
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Hahahah oh Dozer. Outed at last.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
too tall

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)
AWESOME.
I would buy that if I had kids.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)
More science
the video made me laugh.
www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/oct/25/easter-island-statues-walked-into-position

I can laugh again because the recession has stopped.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)
21 minutes to get through security. Cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
You shouldn't have tried to take your axe to Poland with you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)
What could I use instead to survive a Ryanair flight?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)
throw some m&m's down the aisle, that will distract any trouble makers.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Ryanair? Oh Battered I thought better of you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Only airline that flies direct to my destination.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Ryanair's not bad
If you just think of an airplane as being a bus in the sky. Can't see what the fuss is against budget airlines - they take you from A to B (although you may have to do some actual homework YOURSELF as to where 'B' actually is!).
I've used them on many occasions - ne better or worse than many others.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)
No free booze.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:43, Reply)
I only drink on long-haul flights so free booze isn't an issue

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Gayyy

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:57, Reply)
Unlucky
I went Ryanair to Riga. Never again. At least you won't have the same legroom issues I did. Made the whole affair completely unbearable.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)
make sure no one sits in the same row as you by loudly dictating into your phone what the stewardesses do after everyone gets off the plane

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)
well, this is fun.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)
There are threads.
There are shit threads.
There are super-fuckin-duper-shit mongoloid spastic threads.

And then...then there is this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)
I can't believe no one cares about my guardian link :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)
I think I would have liked it better if it had some funny music or summat.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Or maybe some dancing kittens?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:38, Reply)
That's because people here are stupid.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)
NO YOUN AR!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)
I could have done much better

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)
He needed an alt about food.
Look at yesterday's crisp thread - 375 replies.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)
It's always a winner

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)
I just ate four bags of Hula Hoops.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:20, Reply)
CRISPS!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:20, Reply)
OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Morning-ish
I am doing support this week and thus have been jolly busy doing actual work and everything. I went to see some flats to buy last night, there's an awful lot of ex-Housing Association stuff about. And is Wapping really that big a deal? I might take a look at some in North London later. Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)
What do you mean by "a big deal"
news international are there...
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)
It's apparently a super-popular area or something

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Dunno, maybe everyone's buying up there because crossrail will go through it eventually.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)
It's quite pleasant for E1 and is walking distance to the City.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Pushing it for walking really

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:12, Reply)
Not to my office near Tower Bridge.
I am up near you in an hour or so. 201 Bish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:18, Reply)
There's a decent wineshop near there
Uncorked. I got a nice bottle of red Zinfandel from there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:43, Reply)
I really like Wapping.
There are some great pubs, it's quiet, near the river and easy to get around. I spent about 7 years in various of bits of North London, it's alright too but not so good for your commute - also the nice bits are quite likely to cost *more* than Wapping.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:13, Reply)
battersea will be the place where prices rise a lot
once they decide what to do with the power station and they extend the northern line so it's FINALLY on the tube. prices there will go through the roof.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)
And the new American Embassy that is going to be a MASSIVE compound.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:24, Reply)
my old firm acted when they moved
that was one mahoosive bill
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:34, Reply)
USING A SLEDGEHAMMER TO CRACK A NUT
oh fuck me, this cunt just won't stop using dickhead management speak.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)
THE CHERRY ON THE ICING ON THE CAKE

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)
IN YOUR THOUGHTSPACE

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:57, Reply)
Thought space?
Put your hand up and ask "What is thought space, you fucking cunt".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:59, Reply)
I used to work for Dell, they were all about the varible heights of fruit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:03, Reply)
That'll put you straight on the descending flightpath of headcount.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)
I don't put up with it if it's my meeting.
I tell them to speak English lest we misunderstimate each other.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:07, Reply)
But how else will you leverage your strategies going forward?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)
They need to be singing from the same hymn sheet, if it is going to pass muster.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:14, Reply)
If we take it offline, look at the bigger picture and try to synergise our mindset then we can put this one to bed.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Blue sky thinking outside the box, good.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:20, Reply)
i bet you really push the envelope
because you work in the postroom
(quintsy, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)
On a granular level?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)
going forward
this should fall naturally out of the curriculum

(sorry, bit teacher-centric)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Tell him if he doesn't talk English you'll use a sledgehammer to crack HIS fuckin' nuts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)
ah now there's some nice blue sky thinking

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:21, Reply)
I like the term 'full belt and braces'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)
You like the term 'full Hugo Boss belt and bent turquoise braces'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Hugo Boss?
I think not. How tacky.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:26, Reply)
hahahaha
sorry dozer but this is funny
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:34, Reply)
saying that I would wear Boss
Is not funny in the slightest.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:35, Reply)
i like the aftershave

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:36, Reply)
oh dear :'(
This season I am mostly wearing Cerrutti Si and Givenchy Gentleman. Great autumn scents.

One guy here wears Issey Miyake all year round. What a pleb.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Don't feel bad DOze, one day...

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Congratulations everyone
This thread is even more annoying than the one about eateries.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:26, Reply)
i've not had a Greggs
since May :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:27, Reply)
I'm home from work
ha! bet that made you briefly happy thinking it was the end of the day.

I have to go back once I've finished this tea
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)
I'm hungry

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:26, Reply)
get a Gregg's steakbake
then I can live vicariously through you
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:29, Reply)
Ugh

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Fuck this.
If Cavy is here, I must be able to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:26, Reply)
hometime for all!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:27, Reply)
I'll tell my boss that Cavy off the internet said it was ok.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:28, Reply)
he should be fine with that
after all, I am a well known celebrity
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:29, Reply)
like Shamu

(quintsy, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:31, Reply)
because I'm killer

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)
whale

(quintsy, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)
my heart's not in this

(quintsy, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)
I can tell
don't worry, I'm off now, perhaps you can work on more for later
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:40, Reply)
cause it belongs to daddy?
or you left it in San Francisco
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:41, Reply)
That's Adamski

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:41, Reply)
alright cavy

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:40, Reply)
hey up
I'm off again now, though. Have a lovely rest of your working day

stay classy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:41, Reply)
Can someone please kill this thread and start an exciting new one?
Thanks in advance xx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:42, Reply)
DONE. I made a happy theread!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:45, Reply)

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