My brother would say the same.
He woke up freezing after a party one morning to find that some comedians had removed his front door and thrown it off the balcony.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 8:44, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oh man, those crazy squatters and the lives they lead.
I'm glad it's all illegal now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 8:45, Reply)

I'm surprised you feel that way.
Going a bit right wing in your old age, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 8:48, Reply)

He's been persuaded by the humour and wit of Boris Johnson.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I love his crazy antics.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 8:50, Reply)

I agree it should be illegal.
we were never asked to leave though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:00, Reply)

My brother lived in condemned council blocks (nice)
so were he not there, the flats would have been empty. Unbelievably, when they finally tore the blocks down, he'd squatted there so long the council offered him a flat in the new build. Had he not had to fuck off sharpish he'd have been housed for life as a reward for stealing gas and electric and a flat off Manchester City Council. Nice one, 'the state'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:03, Reply)

the street we were on was going to be torn down,
but there was a couple of old people refused to sell as "theyd been there since the war." as far as I know it all got knocked down on the end.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I hope they left the old people inside when they did it.
It would have eradicated the smell of wee.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Les Dennis and Dustin Gee?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Yes, it was them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 8:55, Reply)

sounds about right,
I came home one weekend to find my room trashed because "we took a bit too much acid"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Nice one, 'friends'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I was going to put some hilarious comment that references popular 90s sit-com 'Friends' here
But then I realised that I don't actually know enough about it to do so.
Er... LOL?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I GET THIS REFERENCE!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:03, Reply)