I have somebody coming over for wine and a Chinese tonight.
Suggest something nice for me to order.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:04, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Pizza

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Christ.
I'm constantly amazed that Lusty hasn't put you in a home yet. CHINESE FOOD.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)

My point, YOU FUCKING FRENCH DICK,
was that delivery Chinese food is invariably shit and should therefore be avoided.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Have you tried one that's owned by actual Chinese people?
They get the sauce to glisten just right.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I have, on several occasions.
In fact I don't think I've ever encountered a Chinese takeaway which was not staffed entirely by 'actual Chinese people'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Could've been Koreans.
You'd never be able to tell, you fucking racist.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Singapore noodles
Crispy chilli beef, Kung po chicken, and ditch the wine, drink beer.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Got to have wine, bird innit. Birds drink wine.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:07, Reply)

This is pretty basic stuff, Chompy.
Really, you might want to do some research.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:09, Reply)

I don't. Can't stand the stuff.
Have you got your rohypnol in?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Can somebody suggest "duck with pineapple" please?
I like that, I have it all the time. Probably a red wine meal, though.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Have a curry. That'll disguise your disgusting french breath.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Fuck me you people are completely illiterate.
CHI-NESE FOOD.

CHINESE

CHINESE FOOD

I WILL BE ORDERING CHINESE FOOD.

You should like Chinese, anyway. Due to their national, er, limitations, they often build the counters quite low.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I am making a recommendation that your horrible french breath would be hidden by a curry, but chinese food would not disguise the smell of cheese and garlic.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)

You should order Vietnamese instead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:17, Reply)

This is so right it actually hurts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)