I am proper wankered yeah
in some bent west end pub. It's well bent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:05, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

You're the bentest poofter on here, gayer than Darth.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:20, Reply)

says the twenty four carat cornflower blue chutney

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Last night I was wearing my flat cap with skatewear.
You would have LOVED it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 19:42, Reply)

I'm a highly imaginative person, I pride myself on it
but I just cannot get my mind to picture this, I suspect it knows better.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 21:03, Reply)

ha!
I also wear aviator shades with the flat cap. I rock.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Good news
Thank goodness you thought to wear sunglasses in the north of England in autumn at night otherwise you'd run a very real risk of looking like a right cock. Dodged a massive penile bullet there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I meant
In spring and summer.

Duh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:18, Reply)