He can't even get close to a semi without a whiff of blood
years of stranglewanking whilst killing hookers with a hammer.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:47, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

That takes some considerable coordination

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)

you've had plenty of practice, Nakers.
The only reason you aren't pro is that it's pretty difficult to get paid for that kind of thing, so we'll have to leave you at "enthusiastic but skilled amateur"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)

this is so much better tahn any of my report cards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)