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fancy dress; all good fun or wakkiness gone too far?
What was the best fancy dress outfit you ever wore?

alt:when were you last shit scared?

altalt: best sausage
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:10, 262 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I was at a fancy dress party on saturday, someone thought I'd gone as Adrian Chiles

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:12, Reply)
hahahahahahaha!

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
What had you gone as?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
himself

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Milton Keynes most witty and charming rapist

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I'd gone as Mr Hyde to my friends Dr Jeckle
but I hadn't put much effort in and so I apparently looked like a drunk adrian Chiles.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
You mean you didn't dress up and you were drunk?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
I had a ripped shirt, and trousers done up with string and shit like that.
No one noticed.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Is that really how Adrian Chiles dresses?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Ray Mears

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
i don't do it anymore, but it's a bit of fun that's alright once a year for the young 'uns
I dressed as Naked Ape, people said it was the scariest costume they'd ever seen.

alt never, i am an adult.

altalt cumberland
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
My finger is throbbing : (

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
You finger kids?
th
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
robbing?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Robbing:
Verb - to finger kids, in the manner of Rob Manuel off the internet.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
i see...

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Look, it's not my fault your thread is shit.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
I need another fancy dress costume for next saturday as well.
All ideas welcome.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
jimmy saville

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I'm sure I'll be the only one to think of that!

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)
if you don't want my help, go nd play on links

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I might go as Walter White from Breaking bad.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
go as the white whale from Moby dick

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Yeah, because you really do look that cool
And there is no way that your geeky friends won't think you're actually dressing as that character from Half Life.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
My friend made himself a full HEV suit once. True story.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)
you posted a picture once
everyone mocked him and you by association
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Chompy once went as a scary green cock.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Or maybe that was just an idea.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Adrian Chiles?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Ray Mears.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Slobodan Molosovich

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
the broom that Gadaffi was sodomised with when he was caught

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
I dont remember that bit of Lord Of The Rings.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)
directors cut innit

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Hermione from Harry Potter

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Mr Muscle was quite a good one.
Mainly because I'm built like a gypsies dog.

It was less fun when I locked myself out of my mates flat, and realised that I'd not picked up my t-shirt, and then having to spend the rest of the day in the pub with my jacket done up to conceal the fact I was in a vest.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Fancy dress is really bad.
Strangely, sausages are good. I like them spicy, or the ones with apple.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Some can be excellent, most are shit
The best one for me was probably going as Harold Shipman.

Alt: No idea.

AltAlt: I picked some up excellent spicy ones yesterday.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Spicy sausages are ace.
I concur sir. How the devil are you? I've got a shit cold.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:29, Reply)
my thighs are absolutely killing me
i played rugby for the first time in months yesterday, it hurts so much :(
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
what position do you play?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Doggy Style

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)
after the match he's the soap and they all have to catch him

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)
He looks to make "WOOP!" noises and say "Chase me! Chase me!"

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
i want to say hooker here but i don't want any money off battered :(

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I got in a lift earlier,
fatfingered the buttons and accidentally sent the managing director of the UK on a tour of the floors in this building.

It's alright though as I'm way bigger than him, he's about 5'6", he'll be too scared to do anything about it.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)
surely you would surrender as soon as a confrontation started?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I sometimes use gunfingers to press the buttons in the lift.
It shows I'm not to be fucked with.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I hope you say "Pow!" every time you press them

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)
You're thinking middle manager gunfingers.
I do angry youth gunfingers.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Do you do them sideways, gangsta-style?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I hope he does it two handed, John Woo style.
Or snapping his wrists while he does it, James Cagney style.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Maybe he cocks his thumb with his other hand, Clint Eastwood-style

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)
now I don't know if I should reply here or on the qotw

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Reply on /links

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Altalt: I like these:

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Tosser.
If you're going to be a veggie, eating meat flavoured substitutes just goes to show that you don't really believe in what you're doing.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I wore a leather jacket once too.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I told you, you're shit.
Just admit it and then go and eat some pig.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:05, Reply)
It was second hand.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Vegi sausages are wrong.
Go to the back of the class, immediately.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)
i can't see pictures at work but i assume these are some sort of horrid vegetable concoction and shall therfore call you a ghastly lesbian

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Bizarelly it's a picture of some ghastly lesbians.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Apparently,
ghastly lesbians like vegi sausages.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Of course they do
They don't want any real meat up them.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)
here, people tend to dress in slutty costumes
I've never really dressed up, this year I'm wearing camo to work

Alt Sunday, I shot a semiautomatic shotgun and it scared me, I handed it immediately back to my friend, I was surprised by how little effort it takes to actually shoot a gun
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:02, Reply)
How does a semi automatic shotgun work?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Some of the recoil energy is used to eject the spent cartridge case and insert another.
Or, one's gilly does it for you.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I see, so you don't have to pump the barrel every time or anything.
Just insert a half a dozen or so cartridges in a row and then start shooting?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Correct.
Essentially it's the same system that a semi-automatic pistol uses. A pump action is a manual loading system.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Yup,
The semi, just means you have to pull the trigger each time. Full auto is basically a machine gun.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)
There is a fully automatic shotgun, the AA12.
That would be scary.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)
How quickly would that fire?
And why would you want a fully automatic shotgun? I mean, apart from "It's cool" surely a shotgun isn't the right sort of gun if you are in a situation where you require fully automatic weapons?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I have no idea.
indoor crowd management?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)
They're basically designed for room clearance.
Not much use for anything else.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)
So I guess the scope I ordered to go on mine was superfluous.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Probably.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)
having played grand theft auto san andreas i can confirm the automatic shotgun fires
'quite fast'
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Having just watched the You Tube video
I can say that it's "terrifying".
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
all 8 rounds in what, less than ten secs?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)
All 20 rounds in under 10 seconds

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:33, Reply)
nice

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:38, Reply)
I see.
Am I right in thinking that some assault rifles, like AK-47 or M16 or the shit one that UK troops use, have the option of being semi or full auto?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Yes
That's the primary difference between assault rifles like the M15 and automatic rifles like our own SA-80.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I believe the version of the SA80 issued to UK troops is only semi automatic.
In encourages aimed shots and saves ammo.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Doesn't it also spit casings directly into your face if you're stupid enough to be left handed?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:28, Reply)
They fixed that.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)
with a bit of gaffa tape?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I don't know exactly
it was a problem when I was in the cadets about 15 years ago. I seem to remember they made a variant with the breech on the other side. I haven't exactly been keeping up since then.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Nope, still right-handed only.
Stupid.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I've got a semi

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)
you literally put shells in it and barely have to tap the trigger and it goes off
As far as the actual mechanism, I have no idea
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I went pistol shooting a fw years ago
I was also surprised how little you have to pull the trigger to fire a gun. It was kind of scary.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Well, you don't want to make it difficult to fire.
It's got a safety catch for when you don't want to be filling bitches full of hot lead, having taken it off, I'd imagine a lot of trigger travel would be kind of a drag.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Shooting guns willy nilly is the one reason I would become an American.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I have a friend that moved over there.
He now owns an MP-5. I am slightly concerned by this as he's kind of an idiot.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Isn't that the sort of sub machine gun that you see the police in airports have?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)
That is the exact kiddie.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Talking to a copper with one of those strapped to his chest,
is exactly how I would talk to Katy Price.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)
In monosylables?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Staring at the chest.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)
my girlfriend's mum thought she had a kalashnikov
turned out it was a Ph02

lol
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I'm sure he really fits in.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Never mind my shit outfits
My wife has gone as a Sexy Padme from Star Wars Episode 2 with ripped clothes, Sexy Catwoman Michelle Pfeiffer version, Sexy Pirate, Sexy Silk Spectre 2, Sexy Mrs Santa, Sexy Burlesque lady etc etc etc
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
wife?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
yes, but he's not allowed to touch anymore.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
sorry i didn't read his post i just wanted an update on the shag/no shag thing

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Have you seen The Hangover?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:43, Reply)
I watched American pie The Reunion the other day, it's rubbish
but does contain some nice breasts
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:45, Reply)
yeah
every saturday morning

lol!
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Wow, you must really like that film.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:48, Reply)
i sure do, i love tigers and mike tyson and zak galafyniakis, oh my!

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)
altalt: sucuk izgara from Gallipoli, Upper St

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)
anyone here know why the 'top' and 'controversial' pages on reddit don't seem to work anymore?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)
I *think* it's because Reddit is shit and for cunts but I can't say for sure.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)
it's like /links but sometimes better

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Being run over by a tank is like /links but sometimes better

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I heard that guy in Tianamen Square
Only did what he did as a bit of light relief from /links
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:57, Reply)
i just went to links to try and find a link to prove you wrong about links
i failed
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)
It's like /offtopic but sometimes better

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:06, Reply)
anything's better than off topic

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)
slightly out-of-date Picnic or Star Bar for a start

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Certainly is at the moment
Deader than a three week old corpse, in here.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)
out of interest
how long did you keep hold of swipe's mum before you were finished with her?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Couple of days
after that she got kinda...gooey.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Clingy, eh?
Bloody women.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Yeah, she got all mushy on me.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)
longer than your gf keeps hold of you, by the sound of it

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:44, Reply)
ooh, you bitch!

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Is it because everyone on there is banging on and on about guns?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:54, Reply)
i dunno, what guns?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Oh man I love guns.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)
They're machines. I like machines.
Obviously you won't as machines pollute Gaia.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:56, Reply)
alt: when you said you might come to that bash
as I realised that by the following morning I'd be locked up for murder or at the very least GBH, and I wasn't sure if I was ready to face that.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Ok, London people - nice pubs near Savoy Place please.
Did someone here say that The Wellington was good?
Alternatively* post your abuse below.


*and more likely.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)
ur ghey

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)
I'm going home in ten minutes, then you'll be sorry.
Well, not sorry, but y'know, still at work.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:19, Reply)

ooh, that's by me.

But I'd quit drinking before I started working here, so I have no idea what the pubs are like. Isn't Chandos near there though? People like that, I hear. Obviously these people may be cunts for all I know though.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I'll wave as I walk past.
I've no idea about Chandos, but I'm pretty sure that people are cunts.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)
I think Cellardoor might be more your speed.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I've been there on a couple of occasions.
Interesting little place.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)
You went for the drag queens
and stayed for the Live Jazz.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)
I'd stay for live jazz.
Well, except my train home is at seven o'clock.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Feather dancer, a magician and "comedy" act
the times I was there. The feather dancer did have a trannie DJ, though. His MCing was...peculiar.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Was he wearing Cornflower blue by any chance?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Hahahaha

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:43, Reply)
clickin dis

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Porterhouse on Maiden Lane is OK
as long as you aren't there when it's a)full of fucking tourists or b) full of twats.

I appreaciate this isn't 100% helpful advice, but, Meh.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:34, Reply)
So don't go in the evenings or weekends and probably best to steer clear at lunchtime, too.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Basically don't go there, it's shit.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Given a choice between that
and either a)no pub or b) every other fucking shitehole in south covent garden, it's a veritable fucking palace, Monts. At least is has a good selection of beer.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:38, Reply)
i hate it, because it's shit
hth xxx
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:39, Reply)
that does, thank you.
Out of interest (not arguing, I've not drunk in that bit of london for years becuase it's all shit) where else would you go round there that is better?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:40, Reply)
your mum's house

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:41, Reply)
That's a hell of a trek from Covent Garden
I'm glad it's worth it.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:41, Reply)
she is always very accomodating

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:43, Reply)
c) do not even try and drink round there, as it is without exception shit.
The only non-shit boozer I know of in the entire West End is Bradley's Spanish Bar.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Bollocks. The Lamb on Lamb's Conduit St
Marquis of Cornwallis and Grafton Arms were great (admittedly haven't been there for a while) but I think you just aren't trying, Monts. Anyone would think you made a habit of thinking things "shit"
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:45, Reply)
They're shit.
You're shit. Shit.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Indeed I am.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)
It's OK quite a lot of the time, as it goes.
Just luck really.

Lamb and Flag is good if you don't mind a bit of a walk, it's less than 10 mins from Savoy Place.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Last time I went to Porterhouse, it was full of rugby wankers and hooray henries.
It did not leave a positive impression.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:44, Reply)
*waves*

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:45, Reply)
ugh

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:45, Reply)
you're basically racist

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:46, Reply)
really?
I didn't think those sort of cunts knew it.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Also a bunch of kids dressed up in that New Romantics style "fashion"
that appears to be popular at the moment. All tight trousers and floppy fringes.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)
There aren't any.
Hope this helps x
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Look how dark it is! Fucking Scotch cunts

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Hello!

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Who said that?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Hi b3th!
Why so friendly? Have you finished blobbing?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:43, Reply)
LOL

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:44, Reply)
this thread needed at least one

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Why are you so obsessed about my blobbing schedule?
Are you a fucking perv or something? Am I going to have to report you?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:45, Reply)
nah, it was only because I'd been on the popular page and one of your posts is there spazzing out about it ; )
How are you anyway, i am tired and hungry and I think i shall have sausages for supper
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:46, Reply)
If you're that fucking interested,
I'll gaz you the graphic details next time.

In other news, I slept funny last night and I've got a stiff shoulder today. I may have to hit the drugs later. It fucking hurts.

What sausages do you think you'll have?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Tesco ones, cumberland maybe
i've been craving sausgaes since they were chatting about them on the radio this morning
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:51, Reply)
He can't even get close to a semi without a whiff of blood
years of stranglewanking whilst killing hookers with a hammer.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)
That takes some considerable coordination

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)
you've had plenty of practice, Nakers.
The only reason you aren't pro is that it's pretty difficult to get paid for that kind of thing, so we'll have to leave you at "enthusiastic but skilled amateur"
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)
this is so much better tahn any of my report cards

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)
this made me laugh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9yJUOdVyUc
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:43, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Old joke, but classic to get it read out on air
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:45, Reply)
i mean, how stupid do you have to be, not to realise that was a joke?!

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)
You do realise who you've just replied to, right?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Unintentional irony from swipe, here.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)
your face is unintentional irony
in the way it looks exactly like a very hairy arsehole
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:52, Reply)
hahahaha
I bet it stinks of garlic and duck gizzards
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)
piss off wank chops me and swipe are bezzies, that's why we're not having pizza tonight

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:51, Reply)
EXACTLY

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Cool!!!!!!

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I know i am but what are you?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:56, Reply)
On my way round yours with an axe.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Ooh are you going to chop me some fire wood?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:58, Reply)
You could say that.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:59, Reply)
bent
that's what
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)
+ I am

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I know you are but what am I?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:01, Reply)
They had a great one on Radio sonewhere
from a swiss chap who was having people take the mick out of him "like clockwork", his name was Toby LeRone
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)
That sounds well lol.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:19, Reply)
I really think this thread is a new low.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I thought it has perked up considerably since i arrived

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I'm deffo gonna start hanging around on /FAQ

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:59, Reply)
well "FAQ" off then!

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Off you fuck, then.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:01, Reply)
You should useyour Mod powers to ban Monty from all areas of B3ta aside from FAQ

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:02, Reply)
all the cool kids hang around http://www.b3ta.com/wankers
i put on some ace of base and spack out to the flashing images
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:06, Reply)
I think my finger has started bleeding, it feels cool and a i can sort of see a dark ptch under the dressing...

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Early onset AIDS, that is.
That's how Freddie Mercury started.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Poor Freddy, 4eva in R Arses

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:19, Reply)
I keep forgetting that the clocks have gone back
It's dark outside so I should post shite.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:13, Reply)
You really shouldn't.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:15, Reply)
I will though. Because I can.
Had on - who the fuck are you?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:16, Reply)
I could ask you the same question.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is the guy who took a drugs overdose and died back in feburary

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:20, Reply)
4 srs?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Yes!
And has magically come back to life just for your edification.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:22, Reply)
I see.
No wonder he's 'disappointed'.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:21, Reply)
You'd be met with a barrage of abuse
If asked in person I'd do some cod Kung Fu moves.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:21, Reply)
I feel obliged to test you on this. So......
Who the fuck are you?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:22, Reply)
31418
The real and only.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:24, Reply)
AAAAARGH!!!
MUST....RESIST......BARRAGE OF ABUSE............
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:25, Reply)
Face it, Monty
You're no match for TD.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This guy's good, b3th.
Real good.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Gonna have to say it TD, soz mate but this 'barrage of abuse' is a little underwhelming.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:24, Reply)
You are an awful chap, a cad and a frankly shocking rascal.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Yeah, well....I'm not overkeen on your choice of trouser.
How's about THAT?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:28, Reply)
A nicely woven cord?
Don't mock my hosiery.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:31, Reply)

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