FAKE DYKE WALK MORE LIKE!
basically, what I'm saying is bear pookie dresses like a woman to try to sleep with lesbians. And he walks funny.

To answer the question however, I'm going on holiday next week. Picked up the tickets this morning, booked a hire car. So I am going. Yes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:35, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

where you going to pigster.
oh man, is it scotland? ARE YOU COMING TO VISIT ME?!?!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Scotland is shit. FACT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1770255
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I saw bond in scotland yesterday
apparently the scottish accent is the same as the west country
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)

I am coming to visit you in January.
But next week I'm off to Tenerife. Some spa hotel ladypig booked, gonna get a massage from a muscley hunk.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Lucky you
I ain't going nowhere
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Why not?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)

money mainly
Got a ski trip over New Year and saving for morrocco next year
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)

In a hilarious reversal of historical fortunes
I'm invading Germany in December.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Because London is SO FRICKIN' AWESOME there's no need!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)

well, she'll love that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I might just sit in the hotel bar, get drunk and racially abuse the staff.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)

sounds like a plan. remember to call them lazy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)

feckless, greasy, smelly, stupid, backwards.
Anything I missed?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)

don't be too rigid, have a few jars and just say what comes naturally.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)

is that near glasgow?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)