you having a fancy dress contest?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:34, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

No.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)

so what's the haps pigster? why so down?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:36, Reply)

he's not having a fancy dress contest

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I imagine
because his lovely pub is going to be full of LOLWAKI cunts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)

this.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)

there will be fat chicks showing off their "curves"
I was out on saturday. fuck off halloween.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Ive got a friend who runs an Anne Summers.
She has spent the last 2 weeks selling ridiculous outfits to fat slappers.

I saw one of those facebook things that said "i keep my arse big so its easier to kiss" they're not even pretending to try and lose weight anymore.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)

I went to that pub you recommended yesterday
and it was full of LOLWAKI cunts in fancy dress.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)

sorry tangles.
it can be hit and miss. I just like it for the beer.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)

The beer was nice.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

I fucking TOLD YOU.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Yes. But your suggestion was "don't go to any pubs there, they're all shit"
you've got a valid point, but it's hardly fucking helpful to man after a beer, is it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:42, Reply)

All they had to do was go for a drink somewhere else.
Ten minutes on the tube and they could have gone somewhere better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Granted, but a) it's probably not worth it for a quick couple of pints and b) they don't know london.
it's all about the flexibility, Monts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)

I am as flexible as granite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Time was an important factor though.
We went to a pub on The Strand, then my boss was keen to try the Porterhouse as he had liked the one in Dublin.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)