No shit Sherlock, police e-mail that just arrived, got to be MOAR interesting than hamsters
As we are fast approaching Bonfire Night we would like to advise you of the following:
*It is illegal to let off any firework in a public space and this carries a fine of up to £5000. Police may also issue an £80 Fixed Penalty Notice.
*It is illegal to set of fireworks between 11pm and 7am (Bonfire night extended until 12 midnight)
*The Police have the power to stop and search anyone suspected of carrying fireworks.
*All fireworks sold to public must comply to British Standard BS 7114
*It is illegal for a member of the public to possess a ‘display’ style firework (category 4 fireworks, can only be used by professionals)
*It is illegal to cause unnecessary suffering to animals with fireworks.
*It is illegal to sell fireworks to anyone under 18 years of age. Anyone selling fireworks to someone aged under 18 can be fined up to £5,000.
*The sale of bangers, mini rockets, fireworks that fly erratically (squibs, helicopters etc), aerial shells and maroons is illegal.
*Caps, cracker snaps, novelty matches, party poppers, serpents and throwdowns cannot be sold to anyone aged under 16 years.
*All licensed or registered retailers must operate from a fixed premises, so any fireworks being sold from market stalls, car boot sales or other temporary sales locations are illegal.
*Only a very small number of people are licensed to sell fireworks from their home address.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 20:48, 14 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The Police have the power to stop and search anyone suspected of carrying fireworks
It's a STING operation
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 20:50, Reply)

are you saying they can track
every move you make?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 20:54, Reply)

nope only every breath you take

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 21:00, Reply)

DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 21:25, Reply)

What register do you have to be on to get emails from the police?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 21:13, Reply)

The bad one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Hey Hartley
I don't get emails from the police.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 22:35, Reply)

you aint hip enough then

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 22:40, Reply)

It's called neighbourhood alert
my days of starched white outfits and burning crosses may be over
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 22:44, Reply)

I don't know what you're on about,
But I imagine, based on your reputation, this is something to do with scrotums.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 23:17, Reply)

killjoys.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 22:45, Reply)

I know bangers?
what the hell, have they got a problem with sausages?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Mini rockets are illegal now??
We used to throw them around the playground at school.........oh.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 23:01, Reply)

You're knicked son

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 23:13, Reply)

I have some in my wardrobe.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 23:21, Reply)