Good morning, how does moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I've been infectiously happy over the last few weeks, to a nausiating level; since I've started to drop my a couple of different tablets (steriods turned me into The Incredible Sulk and [other one] basicly made me wake up with a hangover for the last 6 years). I find myself whistling and singing randomly, talking to strangers on the tube*, doing good deeds**, thanking my train driver as he looks out the window, and striking up conversations with pretty staff girls. I've gone back to full on autistic puppy mode, it's brilliant !

Yesterday my new fridge/freezer, dishwasher and oven arrived, it's soo cool, it's HUGE. I'd say the fridge/freezer is bigger can a coffin. Today the flooring is going down.

I reckon this time next week, the kitchen will be 100% complete along with having everything put back and all that. Then it's CHRISTMAS DECORATION TIME. FUCK YEAH.

You doing fireworks this year? I'm going tomo, really looking forward to that. I'm totally gonna score me some mulled wine if I can.

My new Google Nexus 7 32GB should be coming today ! It's on a delivery truck !

* Last night there was a baby crying the train down; and everyone was doing that no-eye-contact-but-I-feel-your-pain thing that londoners do. My phone bleeped, and say to the person next to me, in a supprised voice, "Oh ! That reminds me ! I must reconfirm my historectomy appointment next week".

** Sorted out a sleeping homeless man with breakfast for when he wakes up; warned a phamacist that their wifi was open and showed him that I have access to his main computer with all the patient records on; bought my diabetic uncle some sugar-free stuff; pointed out a fix to a big donation-run news website that saved them a fortune on unnessersary hacker-protection.....
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:13, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I just posted a really long reply to this in its own thread YOU SHIT.
EDIT: nice to see you're in a chirpy mood though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:16, Reply)

Sorry man =( Here is a video for one of the funniest scenes in movie history, to make up for it. It's only 5 seconds, promise it's not a virus.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMHluTrbVcI
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:20, Reply)

That appears to be a clip of a fat man being hosed down in a garage.
I think I'd have preferred a virus.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:24, Reply)

Nah I'm only kidding.
Fat man clips EVERY TIME.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:25, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ohz8_IafGwE#t=28s
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:28, Reply)

Gordon Ramsay's really let himself go hasn't he?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:30, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:31, Reply)

I'll be honest with you dude, these days, I'd take a low-level STI if it meant I got some nooky.
I figure, 3 minutes of hot sweaty passion would be worth the exchange for the 5 seconds of a nurse putting a swab down my willy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:26, Reply)

I couldn't agree more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:30, Reply)

So you changed your drugs and feel awesome?
That's cool. How was your birthday?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Yup !
They put me on steriods, then I had a complication with my stomach stuff that put me in hospital, so they put the steriods up. Then they noticed that the steriods gave me a bad reaction; but that had a less negative effect on me than not having them. Then the people who put me on them had cancelled appointments and all that shit, which meant I was on them for a whole month longer than I should have been. But now I'm coming down on them, and they've done their job, I feel top of the world.

And with the other one, it was something to help me with head-stuff, been on them since I was like 18, but when Dad went 5 years ago, they jumped up. The effect of them lasts for 12 hours, I called it "zombie mode", I'd be dead to the world within a few hours of taking them. They're used for date-rape. And I'd seriously struggle to wake up. I've spent the last few weeks sleeping really baddly, but now I'm used to the lower dose, I'm waking up feeling really happy and wanting to FUCK YEAH the day.

* But not as
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)