Old shit only old people remember, Like Penny for the guy
Remember, remember the fifth of November,
gunpowder, treason and plot,
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,
`twas his intent
to blow up the King and the Parliament.
Three score barrels of powder below,
Poor old England to overthrow:
By God`s providence he was catch`d
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, make the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!
Hip hip hoorah!

What old stuff do you think them young one's are missing out on?

Alt: "The Young Ones", who was the best I always though Alexie Sayle had both the best lines and outfits, Amirite?

Alt, Alt:Are you wearing your poppy with pride, if not what do you wear with pride?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:32, 106 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

kids today don't know they're born
idiots, they should have gone to biology classes

alt: Neil. Sometimes Vivian
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Best line EVAH
Alexei Sayle: 'Scuse me, is this the cheese shop?
Bartender: No sir.
Alexei Sayle: Well that's that sketch knackered then, isn't it?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:43, Reply)

oh man
I want to watch them all now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Have we got a Video?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:50, Reply)

no

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Ha ha.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:58, Reply)

At least you got it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:01, Reply)

I don't remember this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:02, Reply)

This
www.youtube.com/watch?v=en5EBeHDdXA
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:04, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Shove yer "three score barrels of powder" as far up the distal end of yer alimentary tract as you can before igniting with "extreme prejudice."

AltAlt - do the same with yer poppy.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:43, Reply)

if only he would

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Nothing to do with you both being scottish by any chance?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Ah, the racist defence.

Fuck off, eejit.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Racist?
Well Parliment getting blown up, What would George Clinton say?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Sic
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:52, Reply)

he'd say that he didn't have sexual relations with that woman

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:53, Reply)

He was a Super Freak

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:54, Reply)

was that not Rick James?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Nope george

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:55, Reply)

You young ones don't know Nuffink
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parliament-Funkadelic
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:58, Reply)

according to google, Super Freak was by Rick James
But what do they know?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Nope Bill Clinton was a super Freak
Please try to keep up with old funk Refs. mixed with humour
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I've seen two different kids doing penny for the guy today.
One at B&Q, the other at the supermarket.

Neither of them received any cash from me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:56, Reply)

Tight bastard

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:58, Reply)

They'd both done a shoddy job.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Not Cubs then?
They would have done "bob-a-job"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:01, Reply)

I've not seen one in ages

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Guy or penny?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:06, Reply)

B&Q

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:08, Reply)

either

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:09, Reply)

This may help you to find one

supermarket (ˈsuːpəˌmɑːkɪt)

a large self-service store retailing food and household supplies
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:07, Reply)

I'd rather a map

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:09, Reply)

+lins

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:10, Reply)

ooh, I like maplins
I bought a shit load of wire from there and crocheted a bunch of art with it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Read that as crotched

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Hi-Di-Hi!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Ho-Di-Ho!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Altalt: yes I do wear one. I also carry my penis with me wherever I go as I am extremely proud of my girth.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:08, Reply)

+ sorry about the length

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Good for you Batts I also wear wear my poppy with pride

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Earl Haig was a top chap, yeah?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:12, Reply)

but not the size of your penis

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Has he sent you cock gazzes too?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:12, Reply)

I can't tell
I need to install a zoom add on in Firefox
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Fat as well as small, then.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:11, Reply)

I thought It was a button mushroom?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:12, Reply)

No surprise there, then.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Button mushrooms grow on me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:15, Reply)

have a bath then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:16, Reply)

It's not my yearly bath time till January

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:17, Reply)

And don't forget the anti-fungal cream.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:17, Reply)

you're not a Fungi anyMOAR

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:19, Reply)

there isn't mushroom
for that kind of talk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:19, Reply)

No spore of that kind of talk.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:20, Reply)

A Truffle-ing remark

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Women love girth
BTW; any failure to mention length does not mean it is lacking!
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I worked out that, since May
I have lost 16.7% of my body mass. And not through amputation either
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:13, Reply)

You cut your hair?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:14, Reply)

that would count as amputation
it's like a living being
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Back hair?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:18, Reply)

All over
it's like a living bear suit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I'm so not turning up at a LARPing event as Goldielocks then

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Do you really think anyone would eat your porridge?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Who that sleeping in my bed?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Everybody
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:30, Reply)

TICKS that box

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:34, Reply)

And not through


either.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:22, Reply)

I don't do poppies

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Only puppies

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:15, Reply)

only guppies

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Only Truckies

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Why?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:22, Reply)

It clashes with his outfits

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:26, Reply)

How high on the autistic spectrum do you think you rate?
Have you ever had it assessed?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Oh and alright doubleaitch

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Good as gold Tangles how's you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Yeah, not bad.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:23, Reply)

I hope you have got the smell out of the house before the wife gets home

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:26, Reply)

What smell?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Bacaine

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:28, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1774289
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:30, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1774247
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Haim HIGH 9/10
amirite
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:20, Reply)

I always preferred Feldman, myself.
Best of all the Coreys.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Marty? was better
www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sabotagetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/Marty-Feldman.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sabotagetimes.com/people/marty-feldman-comedy-legend-or-bug-eyed-pretender/&h=444&w=449&sz=68&tbnid=hAfDMrFU9sMBoM:&tbnh=92&tbnw=93&zoom=1&usg=__NzHjXQ6KO15crT3av64x4RodNY4=&docid=TUC50rTBicjImM&sa=X&ei=ApCVUI6fOeXU0QWR9YCYBA&ved=0CDMQ9QEwAw&dur=2686
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:44, Reply)

I knew someone would say that.
I just thought it would be Jeff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:51, Reply)

When I was designing my calendar, I put on the November page
'Light blue touch paper, then retire.' and on October: 'Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something nice to eat'.

Then I thought, kids don't say that any more, so I took it out.

Yeah, I'm constantly being reminded how old I am. Bloody kids today, eh? Tch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:31, Reply)

I've never heard that saying
I like it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:32, Reply)

We *always* used to say that when we went trick or treating.
And I didn't grow up in one place, so it can't be particular to any one area.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Probs only in the smell your feet area

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:35, Reply)

we weren't allowed to do trick or treat
and my dad used to chase away any in the village that did
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:36, Reply)

+with pich forks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:37, Reply)

hahaha!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:41, Reply)

LOLZ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Never to old to play hide and seek, dobby off ground or snowball me thinks
You're just getting grumpy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:33, Reply)

And the rest of the dwarves are really pissed off.
Or B3th is.
Who knows?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:39, Reply)

6 out of 7 dwarfs
Do not agree with this post
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:40, Reply)

I'm not grumpy.
Just old.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:40, Reply)

*I'm keepy my gob shut before she MOD's me*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:41, Reply)

I'm old and grumpy.
I'm thinking of writing to the local paper, I'll have you know.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Thats normal for any scottish person
*apart from the writing bit*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Grnunts
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:48, Reply)

I'm gonna call it a night *burns night* joking
Night all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:49, Reply)

There's a bonfire over there you have to mount.

Hurry up, now.right on top. You'll soon be warm.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:56, Reply)

gay

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 21:53, Reply)