yeah, it was so hot yesterday I went to the beach.
I got dunked in the water.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:41, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yeah, well yesterday was so hot here I had to take my gloves off briefly.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Oh no, not your gloves!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I've got my motherfucking office window open a bit
it's that hot.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)

it's 10pm at night, and it's 22 degrees
I am fucking roasting.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Oh, the old 'I must have caught crabs in the pool' bullshit.
Seriously Poppet don't bother. We weren't born yesterday - although you might be forgiven for thinking Nakers was from his illiterate, crab-obsessed posts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

hey, seriously, if THESE crabs managed to fit up my lady parts, I would be extremely distressed.
Mainly because they're about 20 to 30 cm in diameter, and have REALLY big claws.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)

You should wear them as decorative nipple clamps.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)

You know sometimes I just have to sit and cry when i think of all the ants that die during floods :'(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)

It still freaks my nut out.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)

I dunno man,
only the smartest ones will survive, and learn to use spears and ride horses
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:49, Reply)