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So, Tangles properly killed OT?
I'm impressed. What have you killed? I trod on a snail on my way to the station in the dark the other week. I only realised when my foot slid a bit when I got on the train and when I looked underneat to see why I had bits of snail shell and slime stuck to my sole.
Meh, fuck it, that's all I can be bothered to come up with. You're own your own now.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:27,
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latest was 13 years ago)
fuck off beer nonce
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:32,
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Alright
Where've you been then?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:34,
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ah just busy with work and stuff
what have i missed?
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:35,
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A bunch of pricks being dull.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:35,
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they need banning
if that b3th got her shit together she could fuck this place right up
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:36,
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It's overdue.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:37,
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you'd be fist to go, midget-rape fantasy man
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:38,
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* cries *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:39,
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I really don't think b3th takes her mod duties anywhere near seriously enough for what they pay her.
I'd like to remind the fucking shit-thick mods that I offered - no, I fucking campaigned - to get the job myself.
I would ban dullards like *that* and this place would be way better. There's still a chance I'd accept if the deal was sweetened - but I would expect PROPER MOD POWERS not like the tinpot shit b3th seems happy with. When she can be fucked to turn up.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:38,
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if someone does an online survey i'll be happy to gaz it to all the mods in support
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:40,
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'This house believes
that b3th has proven negligent in her duties as mod and thus a vote of no confidence is proposed'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:44,
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Kroney's campaign had much better management.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:40,
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Thanks for reminding me
that your disloyalty to an old friend is the reason why b3ta is so shit. Nice one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:48,
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In my defence, I did quit when I found out what a scared-of-moths Mary he is.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:49,
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You have no defence.
Battered: RUINER OF B3TA.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:50,
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Aaaand new sig.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:54,
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It's nowt to be proud of, you awful shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:55,
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Cry me a fucking river.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:55,
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Lend me a fucking fiver.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56,
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* hands over a load of Polish coins *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:57,
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you can polish coins using coca cola
i saw it in a science lesson
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:59,
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Plus Polish strippers only take notes
Just saying, like.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:03,
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what about prostitutes?
given that he pays for sex and all, maybe they give change?
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:04,
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Let's ask him
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:06,
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is everyone dead?
have they died from it being supercold? Like in that film where everything freezes really fast and everyone has to run away and it's completely scientifically thorough?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:34,
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have you ever noticed how scarpe only drinks soft drinks?
He's not a former alcoholic at all, he sticks to lemonade so the kids think he's one of them
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:35,
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I'm most certainly not a former alcoholic, no...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:36,
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wicked, i'll get them in
pint of rum, or a quart of petrol?
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:37,
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Once an always an?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:37,
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Pretty much.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:38,
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petrol it is
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:38,
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That's dangerous at this time of year. One misplaced firework and no more quin...
...um...gallon of super unleaded, yeah?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:41,
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>:(
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:42,
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and no the little V above my head isn't flames
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:42,
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Can I just butt in with a late reply to the last thread.
Yeah? Thanks.
I got sent a mix of 90s hip hop tunes and the last one on the track listing was this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY5U6vPusEMA tune about QOTW by a paedo, by the looks of things.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:35,
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For those of you who can't be arsed to click or who cannot YouTube at work,
the record is called 'Mix Tapes' and it's by 'The Nonce' and I am 100% not joking or lying.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:39,
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actually not as bad as i was expecting
do they think nonce means something else in black america?
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:41,
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I fear so.
Link to the whole mix, seeing as you thought it was OK:
soundcloud.com/djchiefone/1993-mixtape
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:46,
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dat iz sum propa rhyme dere bro
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:51,
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Innit doe?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:52,
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i'm listening to it in the background, sitting here watching the professionals on itv4
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:53,
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Hip hop was still good in those days.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56,
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yeah before Another Level went and ruined everything
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56,
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Not even PJ and Duncan could save hip hop and they gave it a FUCKING GOOD TRY.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:59,
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They can't beat Debbie Harry's 'rap' in one of her songs.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:59,
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fab five freddie is___________
can't remember the rest
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:00,
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Neither can I. I've deliberately repressed the memory.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:01,
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...told me everybody's fly
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:02,
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DJ's spinning I said 'my my'
Flash is fast, Flash is cool something something something
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:02,
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i would have done her back then
but i saw her last year and she looked like someone's nan, so i don't think i could write any stories about her having a wank or anything
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:04,
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She was well fit
but 40 years of skag has not helped.
I saw Jane Seymour on the telly on the weekend and I still would without a second's thought.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:07,
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Unless the missus is reading this in which case 'eww, no thanks'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:07,
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yeah, but i bet you mean henry the VIII's wife and not the bond girl
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:09,
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Rhumbled
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:11,
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i think i saw the same thing, i'm not gonna disagree
but if i could i'd go back and ruin her in the middle of shooting medicine woman
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:08,
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That woman would need some fucking medicine
and a 'doctor' for her 'quim' if I had my way etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:10,
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i'm clicking this in disgust
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:12,
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There's quite a few that I'd like to kill
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:35,
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I is going to watch a guy being burned ti death tonight
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:36,
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*prays its Ritchie*
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:38,
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i went to that the other night
but it was so damp the bonfire didn't really catch, ended up just being a smokey pile of wood and some fireworks
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:39,
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it's must have been like a metaphor for your life
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:53,
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because i am hot and damp?
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:57,
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Cos when you've got wood Nakers thinks you're 'smokin'
The bent spastic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:00,
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Michael Menson lolz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:40,
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I am going for the tradition
of watching proper fireworks from enough distance that I don't have to pay to get in and sit near some snivelly kid. This year: the beach!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:43,
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The radio star.
Regards,
Video.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:38,
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Do you have plans to be in London before Christmas?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:40,
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Hopefully
Not sure when yet, looks like I might have to take two or three weeks off for Christmas, so I'd imaging somewhere over those dates.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:42,
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Try and come up for Sunday 9th.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:43,
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That's the day we're going to Bristol, right?
Good thinking.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:50,
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Ssh.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:53,
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JUST JOKING, JEFF!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:55,
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It's OK I think he's fucked off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:55,
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Spazz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:59,
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Good call:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OoYW-QpWSM
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:01,
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Just not
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56,
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When is pizza night?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:55,
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Don't ask me, Nakie-noo, I just work here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56,
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Swipe is supposed to be sorting it. I had some drivel message from her on FB abut it, but can't remember what she said.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56,
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she said 'fuck off battered'
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:57,
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Yes. Probably.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:58,
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she said 'great, now you're ruining Facebook'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:01,
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i bet his profile pic is just a webcam shot of the top half of his head
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:03,
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I heard he is making a 'duck face' and is holding the camera at arms length above his head to show a bit of clevage
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:04,
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It's pic of the curtains in the back of one of those 'Photo-Me' booths
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:05,
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you can see the stool just at the bottom of the frame, and one tiny, battered-coloured pixel
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:07,
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*Just* obscured by a sausage roll crumb dropped by a careless previous user
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:08,
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If only you put such creative thinking in to your job, you might earn enough to not have any debt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:10,
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This is sadly 100% true
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:11,
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Piss off Worzel.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:07,
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oh god, he's writing golden shower scarecrow porn now
where will it end battered?
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:10,
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Hahaha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:10,
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hey battered
you know when you were in poland paying those eastern european hookers for sex, did they give change in notes and coins, or just notes?
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:11,
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Yeah battered, which was it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:12,
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i want to know so that if i ever get desperate and decide to go
whether i should be prepared to leave with pockets full of change
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:13,
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I want to know if there's any point in keeping those coins he gave me up ^ there or not
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:14,
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just think about where they might have been
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:16,
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It's OK, I'm sure he wouldn't have touched the sides.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:16,
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Just realised you meant the coins not the prozzies.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:17,
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Q is showing a disturbing level of interest in paying for sex, but then I guess it's understandable since his girlfriend dumped him
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:18,
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hey man you're the one who admitted to paying for sex
don't drag me into this
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:30,
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Why Sunday?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:02,
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Je suis en greve
and I need a beer.
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Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:13,
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Sorry scarpe, insensitive of me.
I need a coke.
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Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:14,
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beer nonce!
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quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:16,
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I bet he means one of those gay 25cl Biere d'Alsace bollocks the French drink
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:21,
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Seize-cent soixante quatre
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Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:22,
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The worst SCL on the UK pub scene.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:24,
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I've got tomorrow off
and am consequently out on the lash this evening.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:20,
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Oh dear.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:21,
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I disagree.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:21,
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i have a fear for the rest of London that this will not end well.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:25,
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Yeah?
bastard.
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Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:21,
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YEAH.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:23,
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Sorry, I can't come, I'm busy.
But thanks for the invite, yeah? Prick.
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Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:24,
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I won't be drinking in Slough, soz, otherwise I'd have asked
before having myself sectioned for making such a fucking terrible decision about where to drink.
xxxx
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:28,
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I'm moving in the next couple of months or so.
Fun fact.
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Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:31,
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Where to?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:43,
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He's trading up; Basingstoke.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:48,
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*chortle*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:49,
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I ASKED YOU A FUCKING QUESTION.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:48,
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LONDON YOU PRICK
FUCK
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Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:51,
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