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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, Tangles properly killed OT?

I'm impressed. What have you killed? I trod on a snail on my way to the station in the dark the other week. I only realised when my foot slid a bit when I got on the train and when I looked underneat to see why I had bits of snail shell and slime stuck to my sole.


Meh, fuck it, that's all I can be bothered to come up with. You're own your own now.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:27, 125 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
fuck off beer nonce

(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Alright
Where've you been then?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)
ah just busy with work and stuff
what have i missed?
(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)
A bunch of pricks being dull.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)
they need banning
if that b3th got her shit together she could fuck this place right up
(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)
It's overdue.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)
you'd be fist to go, midget-rape fantasy man

(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)
* cries *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I really don't think b3th takes her mod duties anywhere near seriously enough for what they pay her.
I'd like to remind the fucking shit-thick mods that I offered - no, I fucking campaigned - to get the job myself.

I would ban dullards like *that* and this place would be way better. There's still a chance I'd accept if the deal was sweetened - but I would expect PROPER MOD POWERS not like the tinpot shit b3th seems happy with. When she can be fucked to turn up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)
if someone does an online survey i'll be happy to gaz it to all the mods in support

(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:40, Reply)
'This house believes
that b3th has proven negligent in her duties as mod and thus a vote of no confidence is proposed'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Kroney's campaign had much better management.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Thanks for reminding me
that your disloyalty to an old friend is the reason why b3ta is so shit. Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
In my defence, I did quit when I found out what a scared-of-moths Mary he is.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)
You have no defence.
Battered: RUINER OF B3TA.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Aaaand new sig.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)
It's nowt to be proud of, you awful shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Cry me a fucking river.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Lend me a fucking fiver.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
* hands over a load of Polish coins *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:57, Reply)
you can polish coins using coca cola
i saw it in a science lesson
(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Plus Polish strippers only take notes
Just saying, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:03, Reply)
what about prostitutes?
given that he pays for sex and all, maybe they give change?
(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Let's ask him

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:06, Reply)
is everyone dead?
have they died from it being supercold? Like in that film where everything freezes really fast and everyone has to run away and it's completely scientifically thorough?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)
have you ever noticed how scarpe only drinks soft drinks?
He's not a former alcoholic at all, he sticks to lemonade so the kids think he's one of them
(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)
I'm most certainly not a former alcoholic, no...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)
wicked, i'll get them in
pint of rum, or a quart of petrol?
(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Once an always an?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Pretty much.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)
petrol it is

(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)
That's dangerous at this time of year. One misplaced firework and no more quin...
...um...gallon of super unleaded, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
>:(

(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
and no the little V above my head isn't flames

(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Can I just butt in with a late reply to the last thread.
Yeah? Thanks.

I got sent a mix of 90s hip hop tunes and the last one on the track listing was this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY5U6vPusEM

A tune about QOTW by a paedo, by the looks of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)
For those of you who can't be arsed to click or who cannot YouTube at work,
the record is called 'Mix Tapes' and it's by 'The Nonce' and I am 100% not joking or lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
actually not as bad as i was expecting
do they think nonce means something else in black america?
(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
I fear so.
Link to the whole mix, seeing as you thought it was OK:

soundcloud.com/djchiefone/1993-mixtape
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
dat iz sum propa rhyme dere bro

(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Innit doe?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
i'm listening to it in the background, sitting here watching the professionals on itv4

(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Hip hop was still good in those days.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
yeah before Another Level went and ruined everything

(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Not even PJ and Duncan could save hip hop and they gave it a FUCKING GOOD TRY.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)
They can't beat Debbie Harry's 'rap' in one of her songs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)
fab five freddie is___________
can't remember the rest
(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Neither can I. I've deliberately repressed the memory.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:01, Reply)
...told me everybody's fly

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:02, Reply)
DJ's spinning I said 'my my'
Flash is fast, Flash is cool something something something
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:02, Reply)
i would have done her back then
but i saw her last year and she looked like someone's nan, so i don't think i could write any stories about her having a wank or anything
(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:04, Reply)
She was well fit
but 40 years of skag has not helped.

I saw Jane Seymour on the telly on the weekend and I still would without a second's thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Unless the missus is reading this in which case 'eww, no thanks'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:07, Reply)
yeah, but i bet you mean henry the VIII's wife and not the bond girl

(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Rhumbled

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:11, Reply)
i think i saw the same thing, i'm not gonna disagree
but if i could i'd go back and ruin her in the middle of shooting medicine woman
(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:08, Reply)
That woman would need some fucking medicine
and a 'doctor' for her 'quim' if I had my way etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:10, Reply)
i'm clicking this in disgust

(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:12, Reply)
There's quite a few that I'd like to kill

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)
I is going to watch a guy being burned ti death tonight

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)
*prays its Ritchie*

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)
i went to that the other night
but it was so damp the bonfire didn't really catch, ended up just being a smokey pile of wood and some fireworks
(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
it's must have been like a metaphor for your life

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:53, Reply)
because i am hot and damp?

(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Cos when you've got wood Nakers thinks you're 'smokin'
The bent spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Michael Menson lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I am going for the tradition
of watching proper fireworks from enough distance that I don't have to pay to get in and sit near some snivelly kid. This year: the beach!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)
The radio star.
Regards,

Video.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Do you have plans to be in London before Christmas?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Hopefully
Not sure when yet, looks like I might have to take two or three weeks off for Christmas, so I'd imaging somewhere over those dates.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Try and come up for Sunday 9th.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)
That's the day we're going to Bristol, right?
Good thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Ssh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:53, Reply)
JUST JOKING, JEFF!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
It's OK I think he's fucked off.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Spazz.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Good call:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OoYW-QpWSM
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:01, Reply)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=AjeMyT1Zcks
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Just not
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
When is pizza night?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Don't ask me, Nakie-noo, I just work here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Swipe is supposed to be sorting it. I had some drivel message from her on FB abut it, but can't remember what she said.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
she said 'fuck off battered'

(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Yes. Probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:58, Reply)
she said 'great, now you're ruining Facebook'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:01, Reply)
i bet his profile pic is just a webcam shot of the top half of his head

(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:03, Reply)
I heard he is making a 'duck face' and is holding the camera at arms length above his head to show a bit of clevage

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:04, Reply)
It's pic of the curtains in the back of one of those 'Photo-Me' booths

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:05, Reply)
you can see the stool just at the bottom of the frame, and one tiny, battered-coloured pixel

(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:07, Reply)
*Just* obscured by a sausage roll crumb dropped by a careless previous user

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:08, Reply)
If only you put such creative thinking in to your job, you might earn enough to not have any debt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is sadly 100% true

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:11, Reply)
Piss off Worzel.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:07, Reply)
oh god, he's writing golden shower scarecrow porn now
where will it end battered?
(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:10, Reply)
hey battered
you know when you were in poland paying those eastern european hookers for sex, did they give change in notes and coins, or just notes?
(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:11, Reply)
Yeah battered, which was it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:12, Reply)
i want to know so that if i ever get desperate and decide to go
whether i should be prepared to leave with pockets full of change
(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I want to know if there's any point in keeping those coins he gave me up ^ there or not

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:14, Reply)
just think about where they might have been

(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:16, Reply)
It's OK, I'm sure he wouldn't have touched the sides.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Just realised you meant the coins not the prozzies.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Q is showing a disturbing level of interest in paying for sex, but then I guess it's understandable since his girlfriend dumped him

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:18, Reply)
hey man you're the one who admitted to paying for sex
don't drag me into this
(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:30, Reply)
Why Sunday?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Je suis en greve
and I need a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Sorry scarpe, insensitive of me.
I need a coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:14, Reply)
beer nonce!

(quintsy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:16, Reply)
I bet he means one of those gay 25cl Biere d'Alsace bollocks the French drink

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Seize-cent soixante quatre

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:22, Reply)
The worst SCL on the UK pub scene.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:24, Reply)
I've got tomorrow off
and am consequently out on the lash this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:21, Reply)
I disagree.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:21, Reply)
i have a fear for the rest of London that this will not end well.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:25, Reply)
Yeah?
bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:21, Reply)
YEAH.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:23, Reply)
Sorry, I can't come, I'm busy.
But thanks for the invite, yeah? Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:24, Reply)
I won't be drinking in Slough, soz, otherwise I'd have asked
before having myself sectioned for making such a fucking terrible decision about where to drink.

xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:28, Reply)
I'm moving in the next couple of months or so.
Fun fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Where to?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:43, Reply)
He's trading up; Basingstoke.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:48, Reply)
*chortle*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:49, Reply)
I ASKED YOU A FUCKING QUESTION.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:48, Reply)
LONDON YOU PRICK
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:51, Reply)

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