I already have a full beard.
I can't make my moustache grow any quicker for the month of November.
I am sure that the few remaining female b3tans will have lots to say on this topic though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:44, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

It's all part of Britass's olive branch of inclusion plan.
Think of a question which can be replied to in a single word, and which excludes one half of the human race. Wonderful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Not quite half the human race, Swipe for one has a better moustache than me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:48, Reply)

And yet you have the most splendid beard on all of b3ta.
How *IS* your lovely wife?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

She's straight. Unlike YM.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:51, Reply)

YM her husband etc etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Can't beat playground humour before 9am.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Swipe may be a little chunky, but I don't think you can claim that she represents half of the human race by mass

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Perhaps he assumes that all the 'chicks' will be 'digging' our responses?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:48, Reply)