You know what?
I'm so fucking old I can still remember when QOTW was worth reading. Sadly, those days are long gone, and it's rare I make it through the so-called 'best of'.

Whatever happened to good manners, you fuckers, and illiterate fuckers at that.

Poo to you all:

YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF WANKERS.

And good-bye.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:42, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahaha, what a flounce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Not so much flounce as
FUCK YOU

I gave up flouncing when you were still wondering what a girl's bottom looked like.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Fuck me you really need to chill out, why so touchy? Was your dad touchy?`
Seriously though look me in the eye and tell me that those stories aren't bloated, exaggerated epics, full of needless and boring deatils that add nothing to the already thin story?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)

/pooflake

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Oh christ.
I can feel myself falling asleep just at the mention of the name.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:00, Reply)

I bet you stick 'little Che' up kids' bottoms.
Just saying, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I can't help feeling we've got off on the wrong foot here, Grimso.
Why not stick around for a bit and see if we can't all become friends?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

I think you should "proffer" him some "nyommy" "cayke"
He's definitely in need of some fluffing.

Oh wait, that sounds wrong.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Nah
He's a cyunt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Really?
I remember this place before there was anything other than /board. These halcyon days you're talking about never existed.

What did exist were days before people could reply to your tedious posts.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Fluffier times indeed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:00, Reply)

*I'M* so old
that I've spent years and years reading all kinds of writing and thus feel reasonably well-qualified to dismiss your output as embarrasing, turgid drivel so poorly-written it's as if it were composed by Spanky Hanky after he'd suffered a severe head injury. Overlong, epically tedious, self-aggrandising prickery of the first water.

Also, your inability to take light-thearted criticism marks you out as an oversensitive woofter.

tl:dr bye-bye then

************* Paul Ross
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Well Mr Patel
or should I call you Spunk?

I'm really glad to hear you've read some books, and feel able to compare some posts I made to QOTW to actual, written, edited, published books. Because I don't.

Yes, there were days when I had a dream of becoming a writer, and yes, I used this place to hone my writing, much as a cat will use an armchair to sharpen its claws - and yes, sometimes I had virtual shoes lobbed my way from fellow posters for my troubles.

I can take criticism too, and if I appear cranky and petulant, it's because I'm out of practice; I really don't have the time these days to join in.

But seriously, all good topics have been done to death, and while some of reposts can make me laugh (again), you must admit that QOTW is last decade's news.

Nuff said, I'm a bit bored now, but feel free to keep on kicking this dead dog a bit longer if you like.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I couldn't agree more.
QOTW is fucking dreadful. Let's shake hands and leave it at that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)

I'll shake
So long as you don't want a high five.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)

I haven't got any arms :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Hahahhahahahaha
I'm so glad I didn't miss this.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:59, Reply)