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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was in a plane to the States
and I asked for a cup of tea. The fucking Yankee fucking Air Stewardess put fucking cream in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:57, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
you should have put cream in her

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I hope you threatened to chop her fucking hands off.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:58, Reply)
She was a hard-looking woman
All lines and angles and orange warpaint.

I won't lie, Tangles, I was a little intimidated.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:59, Reply)
I'm sure you chose the sensible, British approach of tutting quietly to yourself (once she was clearly out of earshot)

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:04, Reply)
should have punched her in the gunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:00, Reply)
See above
I'm pretty sure she could punch harder than me now and I was a lot more gangly ten years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:01, Reply)
have you got really fat since then?
Probably all the brie and songbirds you've been scoffing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)
No, but I have filled out.
My family are late bloomers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:04, Reply)
I dunno your sister was pretty "advanced"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:04, Reply)
My sister is a brother.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:05, Reply)
I THOUGHT SHE'D JUST GROWN A BIG CLIT REALLY EARLY

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:07, Reply)
You've just come out to the internet, here.
Fucking arse-jouster.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:08, Reply)

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