Coffee gives me gas
as a service to others I avoid it unless desperately hungover.

Is wiping out 99.9% of the male population of the planet in order to slightly improve my dating odds contrary to the spirit of the question?

Sidenote: phys.org/news/2012-08-ucla-transparent-solar-game-changer.html FREE ELECTRICITY WOO
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:31, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Made with Silver and Titanium and 6% efficient
Whooop cheap electricity for everyone.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:34, Reply)

That's even more efficient than me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:36, Reply)

If it was ludicrously expensive then 6% efficiency would be a bit pants
but it probably won't be, so even at that poor conversion rate you'd get your money back pretty quickly. Quicker than solar panels, anyway, which are about 20% efficient at best.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:46, Reply)

it'll be more expensive and less efficient than any currently available PV technology
so no, you won't.

its sole advantage (although, granted, it's probably a biggie) is that it's transparent.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)