Marmite is still a favourite.
You should try M&S's chipotle and pulled pork soup. It's ace.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:03, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Now that sounds a lot more like it.
What's better than chillies? SMOKED ones of course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)

my dad likes his food hotter than fire
but i managed to defeat him with some scotch bonnets at the weekend. pouring with sweat after managing half his dinner, he threw the remaining ones away, saying bitterly that i had used them for the wrong thing, and clearly they had an alternative use other than cooking. like what? i enquired.

FUCKING ARSON was the reply.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)

You put whole scotch bonnets in a dish?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)

I have done this before in chilli con carne. Which I renamed chilli con arsepain.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:14, Reply)

no, i chopped them into tiny pieces and stir fried them with a whole heap of vegetables and rice
and chicken

the ex can eat it without breaking a sweat; i didn't expect it to defeat my dad!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)

That's because your ex is a darkie.
It's well known they don't have tastebuds, as well as being thieves & rapists.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)

However, he gets a 40% discount from Greggs
So it's not all doom and gloom
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)

His Scotch Bonnet Bakes are to die for!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)

my dad is from yorkshire
which part of the above does not apply?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Generally whippets and coal aren't too spicy

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)

I've recently found
Marmite cheddar bites.

Now THEY are nice.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)

i see your marmite cheddar bites
and i raise you salt and vinegar flavoured crinkle mini cheddars
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Mine were actual cheese not the biscuity things
but yes, Cheddars are NOM
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)