I've run out of fags, that's ruining my life
as is the fact that i've not got my wallet with me, so I'll have to go home first then out to the shops to get more fags.

I like nearly every pizza topping. Exceptions are chicken, anything bbq, and tuna.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Oh and pineapple, that's just wrong.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Chicken, BBQ, Tuna and Pineapple account for a quite a large proportion of pizza toppings.
I would question your use of the term "nearly every"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I only just had a barbeque chicken pizza last week
it was smothered in red onion and bacon
I'm going to die before I turn 40
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)

But you'll die happy and well fed.
I hope you visit the UK before you pop your clogs though.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I have my passport application
my dad was all WHATS THIS, I told him, he said MUST BE NICE TO BE RICH AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

prick
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Tell him to shut the fuck up, nobody gets anywhere if they're full of jealousy.
And if he doesn't like not being able to visit the UK he should get a better job, isn't that the american dream?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

he's a felon
he can't go anywhere
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I should've said
I DIDN'T SAY THAT WHEN YOU WENT TO CALIFORNIA YOU SHITHEAD
AND I GOT IN A CAR CRASH WHILE YOU WERE GONE
THAT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU WEREN'T A SELFISH TWAT
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Yeah you should
then you should have taken 30 dollars out of his wallet and gone to the mall.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I'm not sure what mall you go to but you really can't get much for that

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Can you get a cookie?
Or a slushy?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)

that's bullshit stuff
if you're going to steal money make it worth the punishment
MAKE SURE THE JUICE IS WORTH THE SQUEEZE
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I don't see how being a cat makes a difference
Oh, quarantine, I suppose.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I like this

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)

He sounds bitter.

( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I cannot abide onions on pizzas.
Ditto bacon for some reason.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

You're wrong about the bacon.
So, so wrong.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)

What Al said.

(MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)

It is one of an enourmous list. Unless you've only had a pizza from dominoes

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)

You're wrong.
But your dating a stripper, so you're probably about even on points now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Pepperoni
Tomatoes
Pretty much every type of cheese you can imagine
Mince
Ham
Olives
Capers
Onions
peppers
mushrooms
Anchovies
Artichokes
Chillis
Sweetcorn
Egg
Rocket
Spinach
Pancetta
etcetcetc
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Oh and seafood
Prawn
Lobster
Oysters
Shrimp
Smoked Salmon
Squid
Whitebait
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Actually seafood on pizza is rank.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I agree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)

The trick is that it shouldn't be put on for the whole time, it should be half cooked, chucked on and then put back in the oven.
Hardly anyone does that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I heard your girlfriend jsut squats over her pizza to add the oysters.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I heard she can hit a target 30 yards distant
with a pingpong ball
( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)

pah

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:21, Reply)