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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Shopping just arrived
I asked for one fucking bottle of ale and nooooo she didn't order it but she did order a £4 pack of strawberries for herself and 2 packs of cheese when we already have two. Also three tins of fish which she orders every week but never eats which is why there are now 18 tins in the cupboard. 5 legs of lamb?!!!! ok they are on special but 5? 3 chickens, 3 packs of pork loin steaks, 2 packs of chicken wings but no fucking bottle of ale, its the only thing I was looking forward to tonight as well. Fuck it, I'm off to fuck the oven glove.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:56, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
What a bitch. You should punch her in the left tit.

(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Get a cat
You might not want a cat but it'll eat the tins of fish.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:09, Reply)
+ you could always fuck it.

(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:12, Reply)

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