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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
We do non fresh shopping on t'internet.
But I like to feel the melons when I shop.
I am the sort of bloke that likes to touch the baps.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:14,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I say!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:15,
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+ stroke the cucumbers.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:17,
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And gobble the Turkeys
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:19,
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and sexually harass the staff
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:19,
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With my massive trouser marrow.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:25,
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massive trouser marrow baby mange tout
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:28,
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And sit on a butternut squash.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:20,
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Wide end first?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:25,
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test out the baby changing facilities?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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