Not bad, you alright?
I would like to get love advice from Monty. I feel I'm in a much more favourable situation, I mean, lets look at things logicly :-

- I've still got pigmentation in my full set of hair that gets barbar'd up every month.
- My T-Shirt collection is for lounging around the house, rather than being reserved for "bestware".
- I have a Macbook Pro, iPhone, iPad, Apple Developer Lisanse (iOS AND OSX), and I know loads of stuff about Apple products.
- We're probably about even on the drugs score, except his phamacist isn't registered with gov'mint.
- Although I'm very short and stubby, he's too far the other way, very lanky. I'd imagine snuggling up to me would be much better as there is more padding.
- He once shouted at a dog for an hour straight because the dog wouldn't stop being a dog.
- He only has Freeview and 6mb broadband and doesn't even know how to download the new How I Meet Your Mother from the states. On the other hand, I have about 2tb worth of telly downloaded.
- When I shit myself*, it's an accident and I'm very embarassed by it.
- I can code in more languages than him.
- He thinks Vikings are best, but I think fuedal japan is way better.

See, on paper, I'm a far better catch than him. So I just don't get it.



* For the record, I don't shit myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:41, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

the problem comes when the "paper" is of the photographic variety *innocent face*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Feudal Japan IS excellent, I'll give you that.
You should download 'Shogun', the late 70s US TV show starring Richard Chamberlain.

It's the only TV 'box set' I have ever bought.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Grabbing it now !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I'm downloading the ratpack christmas album as we speak too !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)

It was the most expensive TV show of all time when it was made.
It really is fucking great.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)