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I have taken my life into my own hands
and am gambling on a bowl of soup and some dry toast. I may well erupt in a Krakatoa of diarrhoea and vomit in a minute as a result, which will be well LOL.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:16,
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Are you ill little fish?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:17,
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I started vomiting and shitting yesterday in the late afternoon.
The evening was horrendous and I nearly spewed on the tube. I had another yak this morning but have just braved food and so far it is still inside me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:23,
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Poof.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:24,
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Suprendololz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:28,
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So am I.....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:24,
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Probably some sort of horrible stomach cancer, that you haven't diagnosed,
because the amount you drink means that quite often you have a bit of the runs anyway, and all the drugs have been numbing the pain. I give yo about 2 weeks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:33,
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Righto.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:40,
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hey, you might make it to christmas, but i don't want to get your hopes up.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:55,
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That long?
Damn.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:41,
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have a pringles tube ready
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:23,
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Fuck that I have a traffic cone with the end cut off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:23,
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PARP!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:28,
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'like taking the lid off a box of racing pigeons'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:29,
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