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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have taken my life into my own hands
and am gambling on a bowl of soup and some dry toast. I may well erupt in a Krakatoa of diarrhoea and vomit in a minute as a result, which will be well LOL.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:16, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Are you ill little fish?

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:17, Reply)
I started vomiting and shitting yesterday in the late afternoon.
The evening was horrendous and I nearly spewed on the tube. I had another yak this morning but have just braved food and so far it is still inside me.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Poof.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Suprendololz

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:28, Reply)
So am I.....

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Probably some sort of horrible stomach cancer, that you haven't diagnosed,
because the amount you drink means that quite often you have a bit of the runs anyway, and all the drugs have been numbing the pain. I give yo about 2 weeks.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Righto.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:40, Reply)
hey, you might make it to christmas, but i don't want to get your hopes up.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:55, Reply)
That long?
Damn.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)
have a pringles tube ready

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Fuck that I have a traffic cone with the end cut off.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)
PARP!

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:28, Reply)
'like taking the lid off a box of racing pigeons'
(c) Stunned Poster
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:29, Reply)

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