Good grief
you need to take some pills for that over-active imagination , or something .

It's just an Xmas sig , referencing an apocryphal story where the little boy playing the innkeeper gets his lines wrong.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:54, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Protesting too much?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)

i reckon he likes to have sex with pregnant ladies.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)

do you reckon he's ever accidentally put it in the unborn child?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Not sure
whether a length joke would be appropriate here?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)

When you are admitting to being a perinatal nonce, I don't think anything you say can be considered appropriate.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)

I don't know what you get up to, maybe you have sex with pregnant dwarfs?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Maybe...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)