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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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I am in the mood to punch someone repeatedly in the face*
PD, please get on a train to London immediately to facilitate this and let me know when you arrive.

* I have no particular reason why.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:08, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

if you buy my ticket I'll be there LIKE A SHOT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Pay for your own ticket you beggar.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Sounds like a good deal

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Hardly begging if you're inviting me, is it?
Prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:17, Reply)

I was ordering you, not inviting you.
Wanker.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:21, Reply)

Ordering me?
Like room service?

You nonce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:22, Reply)

Commanding you to do as you're told adminprick.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Nah. Shit the fuck off.
:'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Wanker.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:25, Reply)

oh babygirl
I beat you in a slagging match and you resort to 'wanker'.

Sad times.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:26, Reply)

I've asked the bent spastic if he wants to join us on Friday.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:34, Reply)

I thought Monty was joining you anyway?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:38, Reply)

You could join us too.
Get down early, have a fight with Battered and then winner gets free drinks all night.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Someone will have to go to the bar for them

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:40, Reply)

You mean humiliate him with a beating and a turkey slap to finish?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:40, Reply)

A turkey slap...
That's fowl.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Fuck it, I'll bum him then give him a mushroom stamp

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:42, Reply)

A mushroom stamp....
you're a real fungi.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:44, Reply)

A shit pun...
You're a real cockstrap.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:45, Reply)

And with you being a sweaty...
You're a JOCKstrap.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:46, Reply)

FFS LTI

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:48, Reply)

No.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Please don't bum me again :'(
A/C
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:03, Reply)

The Communards less successful...

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Now this is an invite no one could resist

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:39, Reply)

You'll love it.
I might even get you a beer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Will you call me a bent spastic?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:45, Reply)

Only if you ask me nicely.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:46, Reply)

I'll think about it

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Woo!

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:49, Reply)

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