I'm alln shitn alln the timen

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

true
but you're de\d you have an excuse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I seem to be in a record breaking state of rigor mortis

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:33, Reply)

would you like me to resurect you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Up the arse?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:35, Reply)

of course

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Well that's too bad.
I'M NOT A GAYLORD.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:45, Reply)

but am your lord and as everywhere all the time, i've already been in your arse
soz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:48, Reply)

That's a bit of relief
I thought I had piles for a bit but it must have been you squirming about.

If you do it again leave a scented note on my pillow because it'll save me a few quid on Preparation H.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:52, Reply)