my train this evening is horrendous
Is your evening horrendous?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 18:37, 45 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The weather in the west country
Is bonkers. I can't remember rain like it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 18:41, Reply)

pissing it down here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 18:54, Reply)

I'm having a lovely evening.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 18:57, Reply)

*lovely evening fives*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:10, Reply)

hells naw, im finna have a phenomenal dinner
Ermahgerd first time cooking an entire Thanksgiving dinner alone
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 19:07, Reply)

I have beer and pizza, hth xxx

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 19:20, Reply)

I'm still at work
so yes.. Bloody tired too.

TICK you fucking clock!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 19:34, Reply)

2 and a half hours
open evening :(

tired beyond reckoning
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Yes!
Just had to drive to Bristol and back. It was like driving through a car wash. I'm surprised we made it home in one piece.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 20:18, Reply)

Phew!
The mod lives!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 20:23, Reply)

It was touch and go.
There are some fucking morons out on the roads today.
Sheets of rain, surface water, huge amounts of spray, and they still think they can drive at 90 and jink in and out of traffic in front of me.

Bastards.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 20:58, Reply)

There's morons on the roads every day
Generally the ones that panic about heavy weather, rather than driving to suit conditions.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Nothing wrong with driving at motorway speeds in the rain if you're capable.
The people crawling along at fifty are idiots, though they're not dangerous idiots unlike those with no concept of braking distances.
(kroney2, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I was driving slowly
but only because I wasn't confident at high speeds.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:22, Reply)

And which lane were you in?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Slow lane.
the one for slow people.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Fair enough
As Kroney says - if you know your car and know your reactions you're OK, but the middle lane is not the place for ditherers.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:41, Reply)

I like the verb used here.
To 'jink'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:11, Reply)

Not really
Thanks for asking though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Honking down with rain here
Already had notice that some schools will be closed due to road flooding. The ground and aquifers are full so there's nowhere for the water to go.
In other news, my day's been ok so far.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 20:52, Reply)

yourn all shit tonight

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:09, Reply)

what's happened to you?
You've been on form today.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:12, Reply)

no one here so not bothering
also watching "the joy of stats", rock and or roll mutha fucka
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:22, Reply)

I am listening to Godspeed You Black Emperor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:23, Reply)

any music described as post is gash, fact

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)

rubbish
Mt Kimbie are ace.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I'm alln shitn alln the timen

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:13, Reply)

true
but you're de\d you have an excuse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I seem to be in a record breaking state of rigor mortis

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:33, Reply)

would you like me to resurect you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Up the arse?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:35, Reply)

of course

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Well that's too bad.
I'M NOT A GAYLORD.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:45, Reply)

but am your lord and as everywhere all the time, i've already been in your arse
soz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:48, Reply)

That's a bit of relief
I thought I had piles for a bit but it must have been you squirming about.

If you do it again leave a scented note on my pillow because it'll save me a few quid on Preparation H.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:52, Reply)

So's your face.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:16, Reply)

isn't it though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:23, Reply)

What are you on about?
I've had a great evening.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Benders.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:38, Reply)

wanker
I have news.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:43, Reply)

news AIDS
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:56, Reply)