Good Pig has it right so far...
I reckon it'll go fine.

Few drinks and a bit to eat. Nothing too strenuos. See if we get on and that.

Job's a good un.

Alt. Too little too late. This will be the next media scaremongering now that terrorism has gone off the boil.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:20, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Where are you going to eat?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Dunno... Nowhere too classy. I don't want to give a false impression.
Frankie and Benny's or somewhere?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Pizza express is a standard first date sort of place.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)

If I was a girl and someone took me on a first date to Pizza Express with their 2-4-1 voucher that a friend emailed them
thena second date would be unlikely
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)

to Pizza Express with their 2-4-1 voucher that a friend emailed them
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)

not likely, I have better legs than Kroney

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

YEAH LOL, BET YOU DO MATE :D

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)

gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:42, Reply)

This is unlikely.

( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:36, Reply)

It is highly likely, they are long and sculpted, like a Greek god

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Find out what she likes
find some non-chain place that offers that sort of food.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Offer her ten quid to toss you off in a bus shelter afterwards

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)

psst, I think it's a him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

*cough* it's a he *cough*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)

And you never fucking saw THAT coming ;)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)

He was facing the other way.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I've just gave you a shedload more ammunition really...
:(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I think people are pretty nice to real gayers
look at scarpe, he is never accused of trying to shove his cock up his own arse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Now that's a talent!
A literal go fuck yourself.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:43, Reply)

The sad truth is that he couldn't actually manage it.
However his mum walked in on him trying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:50, Reply)

When I say 'sad' I mean 'utterly tears-in-eyes hilarious'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:51, Reply)

LOL!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Sounds like you have a cough there

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:41, Reply)

that'll be the AIDs : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)

No points for obvious AIDS puns!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Do you not have a Philidelphia sandwich for lunch?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Nevr been a fan of Tom Hanks

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:30, Reply)