That is fucking brilliant.
Only £600 and nothing needed doing. This is comedy gold.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Don't take the piss
Her car apparently runs on white truffle oil and filters made from reconstituted narwhal tusks. Obviously it's going to cost to service it.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Well, since you put it like that, bargain.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:32, Reply)

well no, you sarky gits
clearly little things needed doing, and i asked them to clean out the filters because of the fucking leaves on my street.

but i meant no new tyres, no new brake pads, that kind of expensive schizzle
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Clean out the filters?
They replace them as part of a service. Filters are not expensive, like, 20-40 quid each. You have an oil filter and an air filter.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:35, Reply)

no, not those
these were something extra where i thought mud/leaf gook would be collecting, it was an extra £64 to have them cleaned out, whatever they are
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Oh FFS. They're all out for a celebratory pint right now.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Whu?
And what filter is this, exactly?

They charged you £64 to wipe down your radiator grille.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:39, Reply)

That's how I read it as well.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:40, Reply)

it's on the receipt
which i don't have at work
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:40, Reply)