Alt: Too late - I'm already shit.
Altalt: There is something of a leap between thinking someone is a bit dodgy and making public accusations about them being arguably the most successful paedophile of modern times.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 8:54, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What an accolade. Scaryduck's got someway to go yet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 8:55, Reply)

I don't think any paedo could top Savile's efforts.
I mean, he got into a position where children would write to him begging to meet him and be granted favours.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I'm a little concerned about "Noel's Christmas Presents" now.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:03, Reply)

They should put that on his poster.
'The most successful paedophile of modern times'.

(As oppose to the most successful paedo IN 'Modern Times', which was Charlie Chaplin).
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)

i like this.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 8:59, Reply)

good, good.
If I just go away now then, I may have fulfilled Monty's briefs of not being shit for an entire morning.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Hmm...
There shouldn't be an 's' on the end of brief.

I now appear to have written the phrase 'filled Monty's briefs', which is very disturbing.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Errr, bend-er!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:05, Reply)

I suppose someone needs to fill your briefs, cos I bet you don't.
^Tiny penis joke right there.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Oh dear.
You were doing so well, too. OK so tomorrow your time to beat is 9:08am.

YOU CAN DO IT!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:12, Reply)