what are the drugs for?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:39, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

making it worse

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Depression
I am well aware that this is a girls' and/or mincers' illness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)

OI!
As a fellow member of the 'not allowed near sharp objects or dressing gown cords' brigade, I resent that statement.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:43, Reply)

that's just to stop you hastening Mr Beth's path to the afterlife, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)

But... you ARE a girl, b3th
Honest. Look down if you don't believe me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I hope you don't mean 'at my feet'
because i can't see them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Someone's stolen your eyes?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Yes, because your feet, and not what's in the way,
are what define you as a woman
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)

: p

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Cheer up.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Bloody hell
That's worked a treat! You should be on the telly. Apart from Crimewatch.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)

You don't get a degree in Psychology for nothing you know.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Tell that to Derek Acorah
or someone. I don't know.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)

I just want to check - you don't keep bread in the fridge do you?
I'd hate for you to have AIDS on top of all your other problems.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:44, Reply)

The missus does
But she has that gluten-free nonsense which I would most certainly not categorise as bread.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)

For no reason I can find
there is a packet of gluten free spaghetti in my cupboard. I can only think Lusty picked it up in error.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:58, Reply)

That sounds like something SuperHans would do whilst smacked out of his skull
If only there was a drug-addled miscreant living at your place you'd have your culprit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Of course it fucking isn't.


Oh, sorry, I meant "man the fuck up you screaming Mary"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Well done there
Your b3ta membership and decent bloke status preserved in a single post. That's almost multitasking. Watch yourself, that shit'll get you burnt as a witch.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I live in Scotland, mate
I'm basically amphibian now. I'll die of boredom before they manage to get me alight.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Aha, so there is a reason to live there
BIT niche, mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)