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Newslink- Christmas adverts, are they all shit ?beta.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/nov/25/2012-christmas-adverts-snowmen-slave-labour
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I've not seen any, in fact the first christmas song I've heard this year was on Saturday on oxford street.(, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:02, Reply)
The only place I've really been aware of Christmas references has been on here.I'm also regretting my Christmas name as I now have that song permanently lodged in my head.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:06,
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It's amazing how little advertising you notice if you stop watching TV.(, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:10, Reply)
Not if you live where I do.They turned Shoreditch into a fucking giant advert for the Olympics and it's still like it now. On the outside of The Foundry is a advert that must be 50 foot high.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:40,
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I like the racist Tesco onewhere the fat black man with his watermelon smile does fuck all to help around the house and then thinks alcohol makes everything alright. To the sounds of Adam and the Ants.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:05,
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*breaks window with car part*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:33,
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Adam Ant's favourite rave outfit: 'Altern-8'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:38,
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All shitAlt:
Chicken and Ham sarnie - eaten at 10:30
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:15,
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Anyone seen Argo or The Master?ARe they worth watching or are they self involved hollywood wank fests?
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scarpe had some kind of Batman/Argo meltdown on facebook a week agoAsk him
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:16,
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I did.I went for a walk in Shoreditch instead.
Did you know they've turned it into a giant advert for the Olympics? There must be an ad 50ft tall on the side of the...
you know what, I didn't even notice.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:21,
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I've seen them both and they are fucking rubbish.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:23,
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oh no, he'll probably hate them now(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:15,
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I don't really like Xmas.I'm putting two things on this year's list: Glenfarclas 10 yr old and Doris Lessing books.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:18,
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Nothings gonna change that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:24,
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You really dont want an insight into my mind(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:31,
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willies
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:16,
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I like Christmas.Since I barely watch any television, I don't really mind Christmas adverts, either. Except the Iceland ones. Awful food advertised by awful people for awful people.
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Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:16,
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Is this as you keep your TV in the freezer?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:28,
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oh my god sears makes the best commercialsm.youtube.com/watch?v=x1QSXMyVYuU
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:17,
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I saw Skyfall on Friday. It's pretty good. Much better than the shockingly bad Dark Knight RisesAnyone else enjoy Peep Show last night?
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I didn't see it.I find it quite uncomfortable viewing sometimes, funny though it is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:50,
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I'm going to Torrent that tonight.I know it's available on 4OD but they're putting more adverts on that than they put on normal TV now so fuck them.
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I strenuously object to the ads in 4od on XboxliveI pay for the service already.
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The thing about Sky is that you pay to watch it, the channels pay to be on the service.You're not giving your subscription money to E4, you know.
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Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:57,
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but you are giving it to sky 1, sky sports etc(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:00,
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The thing about sky sportsis that the people who watch it are all gaylords.
The second thing about sky sports is that you pay a second subscription for it.
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Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:02,
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The third thing about it is the same as the first thing about it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:19,
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Since Sky Sports owns the right to cover pretty much every single sport in the countrythere's a lot of us gaylords about. Also, I fucking refuse to be called gay by a man who refrigerates bread.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:34,
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I watched it, it wasn't totes lol but it was alrightMark seemed much more of a cunt than I remembered
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:18,
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I don't know why people think it's weird to store food in the fridge.(
Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:56,
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I store my salt in vinegar.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:59,
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I hear it's the best way to prolong the life of your canned goods, too.(
Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:00,
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Salt, well known for going off.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:41,
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You know what they should do with salt?They should put a preservative in it. Like salt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:48,
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I keep my eggs on a radiator. anyone who keeps them anywhere else is a freak(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:19,
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Lusty thinks I'm odd for keeping squash (I mean drink here, not butternut) in the fridge.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:21,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:22,
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The more I discover, the more I'm outraged that you freaks thought I was odd for keeping something that can actually go bad in the fridge.
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Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:23,
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the point would be that keeping bread in the fridge doesn't stop it going "bad"Also, you're clearly some kind of wrongfreak.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:29,
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You tell 'im!Plus, bread shouldn't be kept in the fridge. I read about it a couple of weeks ago. It's something to do with all the moisture evaporating and it going mouldy quicker.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:30,
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If you keep bread in the fridge that means you have AIDS.That's what I read.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:31,
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Are you saying Kroney has AIDS?You libelling CUNT.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:32,
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It's only libel if it's not true.I do hope he's told his fiancee.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:36,
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It makes it go stale faster if you keep it in the fridge.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:31,
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Plus, you get AIDS.It's a bad idea on several levels.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:37,
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Don't fall into his trap, Scarpe.He'll get you top repeat the libellous rumour that Kroney has AIDS, then tell everyone you started it. Then when Kroney gets his poncey French lawyers involved, you'll be the one on the block.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:41,
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I thought you were the one who was up on blocks?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:42,
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He'll be up before 'madame guillotine' before he can say 'Vichy capitulation'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:43,
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If you've made up a batch that's fineI used to keep the previous bottle and make a litre at a time. But keeping the concentrate in the fridge is nutsoid.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:24,
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Why?I want my drink to be as cold as possible, and if the syrup is also cold that will help with that. People who keep ketchup in the fridge are the ones you really have to watch out for: when is there a time when you want ice cold ketchup? Never, that's when.
Even you with your hideous Rustlers habit must agree?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:30,
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To a tiny, tiny degree.Pointless if you are going to put ice in it anyway though.
And if you're not going to put ice in it, then you're a fool.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:32,
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You're a fool, or it's 4am and you are dehydrated from a big night outand want to be asleep again as quickly as possible so fannyinhg about with ice cubes isn't going to happen.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:33,
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Never happened.If I was awake and drinking at 4AM I was 'drinking'. And i haven't actually seen 4AM in nearly 3 years now. I forgot such a time exists.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:37,
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The storage instructions on ketchup advise keeping it in the fridge.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:33,
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The devious cunts do that to make you think it's somehow naturalsee also: Sunny Delight
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:37,
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If anyone soiled my fridge or kitchen with that shitethey'd be at the bottom of the Forth with a concrete jacket on in seconds.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:41,
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Yeah, we like EVERYTHING with chips.Also, you're a fucking scotch too, you big gaylord.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:50,
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I wouldn't even stand on it.Although a small blob of it in potato salad (say 80/20 with mayo) I have to confess to liking, simply because it takes me back to my childhood when such shit was the norm, even for middle class people.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:42,
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I, unlike you, refuse to be controlled by the FASCISTS at Heinz.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:40,
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have you never wanted an ice cold bloody mary straight from the concentrate kept in the fridge?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:33,
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Even I, with my repulsive drinking habits, draw the line at ketchup in a bloody mary.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:35,
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Answers to pressing issues from today's threadI had an excellent weekend, my team won and I got hammered with mates.
I keep my bread in the fridge, takes longer to go mouldy. I know someone who makes her work sandwiches with bread from the freezer - easier to spread butter without tearing the bread, and keeps them fresh until lunch. That's taking it a bit far, in my opinion.
I don't see many ads as any telly I watch is either Aunty Beeb or off the internet.
Alt: BBQ Pork Banh Mi Baguette - a Banhguette if you will.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:12,
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Christmas advertising in any shape or form until December 1stThis includes decorations in town centres and anyone singing Christmas carols. Just the other day we had carollers at the door, I pissed through the letterbox at them. They were quite upset until I explained that our bog is knackered and they didn't exist until they stopped singing, at which point it was impossible to stop the flow. They agreed to go away and think about what they were doing with their lives, in exchange for some kitchen roll and a thermos of hot coffee.
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Those pills you're ON seem to be incredibly strong.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:23,
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It appears a is missing in your post(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:32,
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Not too shabby, DF, Not to shabby.How's the east anglian wastelands?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:35,
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Is "to shabby" a verb now? How does one not do it?Sorry. Norwich is lovely, especially in comparison to Ipswich, where I was yesterday. When most of Britain looks down (erroneously) upon your city of residence, it's nice to have somewhere nearby to point at and do a Nelson Muntz.
As for myself, I'm off the sauce and on the happy pills. Although given that the former is a direct result of the latter I believe they should be renamed nominally OK but let's not overstate matters pills.
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Sad times.Kick your doc in the happy sack and get a transfer to happy pills that allow saucing.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:40,
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Do such pills exist?And can I really go to my doctor and say "You know those antidepressants you gave me? Can I have some that work whilst combating the gallons of depressant I want to pour into myself?"
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Like antibiotics, there's only really one type you can't drink on. I think.Certainly I know plenty of people who drink on them and seem fine with it. I'd advise against getting cunted on any, but I don't see why you shouldn't have a few ales. Unless you're taking an MAOI the worst that'll happen is you fall asleep
And something that is a "depressant" isn't actually to do with depression, mate. otherwise the cure would be to cane a fuckton of speed every time you felt low. Different mechansims of action and all that jazz, no reason that you can't mix alcohol and antidepressants. SSRIs are certainly fine and most people get those to start off with.
Unless, of course, it makes you feel more depressed. Then, probably stop.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:47,
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That's what I have - SSRIsI look at it as a chemical imbalance in teh brain. That's all it basically is. If you're diabetic, there's no stigma to taking insulin, so why should there be a stigma attached to being a massive fucking brainwrong?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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Dammit, that one's not even vaguely libellous.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:53,
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fluoxetine or citalopram, by any chance?If so, knock yourself out on the booze, it's fine.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:51,
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The latter.And nothing stops me hitting the booze. You know, little sherry at xmas, all that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:53,
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What does the I stand for in SSRI?I get the rest. And yes that's what I'm on. Did my doctor embellish the facts when she said I shouldn't mix them with drink?
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No, she's just naturally shy(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:54,
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Yes, he most certainly did. Although, GPs generally tell you to avoid alcohol with anything these daysbecause apparently we're all fucking toddlers who can't even tie our own shoelaces without help.
However, I wouldn't recommend taking the advice of some fucker off the internet, so NHS "official" position on SSRIs:
"Selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitors (SSRIs)
Evidence shows that fluoxetine does not react with alcohol or increase its effects. Similarly, with sertraline, citalopram and escitalopram alcohol is unlikely to significantly increase side effects.
However, if you’re taking fluvoxamine or paroxetine, the risk of drowsiness after drinking alcohol may be increased.
The manufacturers of these medicines still advise that you avoid drinking alcohol while taking SSRIs."
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:55,
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I'm on MirtazapineThank you for the appraisal though mate. Appreciate having all the facts.
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Strictly that's a NaSSA not an SSRI.It's still OK with booze but it might make you drowsy. Just be sensible, eh?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:03,
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Damn.I might be best off just staying off it in all fairness. Dull this may be but I know three other people who've had Mirtazapine and they all put on about two stone. I might need all the help I can get staying at my current level of "cuddly"
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So in conclusion:Remember, Ralphie, if your nose starts bleeding it means you're picking it too much... or not enough.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:52,
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Dr Badger. Internet Doctor. Or not. Whatever, you'll probably be OK.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:57,
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can you diagnose my sore end?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:06,
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It's cancerAIDSor maybe lupus. Or maybe you've just been wanking too aggressively?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:16,
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He's such a isn't he?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:34,
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I fucking wish they wereWent to a competition yesterday and spent most of the afternoon wanting to cry like a girl. It was absolutely pathetic.
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I have.I was very, very bad at it. A week ago I would have made comparison with an Englishman's ability to play spin on the subcontinent, but as of this weekend, my similes are as apt as praise heaped upon the organisers of the Olympic closing ceremony.
And how are you?
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Well that's true. Hope you're back to full mental fitness ASAP.Just last week I was banging on about the England's need for a second spinner to my barely-interested workmate and bish-bash-bosh, job's a good 'un.
I'm very well ta. I have to say that everything is pretty much fucking excellent at the moment. Quite remarkable really.
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what are the drugs for?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:39,
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DepressionI am well aware that this is a girls' and/or mincers' illness
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OI!As a fellow member of the 'not allowed near sharp objects or dressing gown cords' brigade, I resent that statement.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:43,
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that's just to stop you hastening Mr Beth's path to the afterlife, though.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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But... you ARE a girl, b3thHonest. Look down if you don't believe me.
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I hope you don't mean 'at my feet'because i can't see them.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:52,
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Someone's stolen your eyes?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:52,
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Yes, because your feet, and not what's in the way,are what define you as a woman
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Bloody hellThat's worked a treat! You should be on the telly. Apart from Crimewatch.
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I just want to check - you don't keep bread in the fridge do you?I'd hate for you to have AIDS on top of all your other problems.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:44,
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The missus doesBut she has that gluten-free nonsense which I would most certainly not categorise as bread.
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For no reason I can findthere is a packet of gluten free spaghetti in my cupboard. I can only think Lusty picked it up in error.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:58,
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That sounds like something SuperHans would do whilst smacked out of his skullIf only there was a drug-addled miscreant living at your place you'd have your culprit.
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Of course it fucking isn't.Oh, sorry, I meant "man the fuck up you screaming Mary"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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Well done thereYour b3ta membership and decent bloke status preserved in a single post. That's almost multitasking. Watch yourself, that shit'll get you burnt as a witch.
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I live in Scotland, mateI'm basically amphibian now. I'll die of boredom before they manage to get me alight.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:58,
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You know, I wasn't sure it was true about you being gay. But now I see, my doubts were unfounded.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:39,
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Ironically, I was at a Ballroom competition and was therefore just about the butchest motherfucker in the building
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In fairness if I was forced to attend a ballroom competition I'd be pretty unhappy myself.It's a perfectly natural reaction to being forced to squander your weekend hanging about with pretty much the biggest chutneys on earth just in the faint hope of a 'thank you' nosh off your missus.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:46,
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I wonder if saying "I've been diagnosed with depression so that means you need to cheer me up"would work as a chat up line.
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Last time I went round my mother's there were two of the fuckers there.Ghastly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:59,
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Reading your sig has got the song "womb with a view" by Shock Rock outfit Gwar stuck in my head.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:23,
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All the supermarket ones seem to be going down the route of pointing out how much work xmas isand the department stores are telling us how romantic and pretty it is.
Xmas in adverts, much as xmas on TV programmes, is oversentimentalised rubbish.
Real xmas is consequently a massive disappointment, and every year I wonder why we bother.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:24,
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That's quite the juxtaposition between the last line of your post and your username.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:29,
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Yeah, every year I hope it will beand then it isn't.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:31,
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Really?I quite enjoy a bit of a booze up, and some quality telly, and a nice cathartic row.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:37,
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HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS KIDwww.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/20468591
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:27,
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Aw, poor kid.You know what would help that? FIRE.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:33,
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You know why roaccutane is linked to depression?Because you CAN'T DRINK BOOZE while taking it. How is anyone supposed to keep their head above water in this day and age without their traditional pre-breakfast loosener, liquid lunch and evening yard?
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Based on your historical facebook updatesI really don't want to know about your pre-breakfast 'loosener', thank you very much.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:38,
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I don't like these breasts www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/26/german_incident/
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Two thingsOne; posting a link to a boob story which begins with "The Register" is accidental comedy genius.
Two; lack of pics makes you gay
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A google news search for her name brings up a lot of close up boob shots(Franziska Hansen)
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This site illustrates the story quite well:www.radikal.com.tr/Radikal.aspx?aType=RadikalDetayV3&ArticleID=1108932&CategoryID=41
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:07,
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This response either makes you a gayOr so used to the sight of boobs as to be stridently the opposite
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The fact that she died before Shane McGowan is proof that something odd is going on in the world(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:24,
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I don't think Shane MacGowan has ever been hit by a speedboat though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:34,
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HE JUST LOOKS LIKE HE HAS!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:46,
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How about this then?seattletimes.com/html/businesstechnology/2011111010_birthdaygift18.html
Reckon your employers might do that?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:57,
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yes, without exceptionalt: pasta with blue cheese sauce and fresh chilli
altalt: bread is the most amazing thing but is also the most revolting thing when it is more than a few hours old. this is why i normally stick to wraps for sandwiches, i am a bread-squeamisher.
fucking hell, i am editing our legal updates newsletter, and having to rewrite every single article. should have just done it myself. what cracker jokes can i put in the december christmas edition?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:00,
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What do you call a dead lawyer?A good start.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:02,
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'Why do black people smell?'Put that one in, everyone likes that one surely.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:04,
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'SO THE BLIND CAN HATE THEM TOO!!!!'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:11,
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'Double seat, double seat, goddagedda double seat'LOL!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:18,
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imagine if you were adopted as a blind orphan, and brought up as a racist in a white supremacist familyBUT IT TURNED OUT YOU WERE BLACK
COMING SOON TO BBC THREE
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:16,
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shut up, I've got this brilliant idea for a comedy filmit's set in this police college right, and there are all sorts of adventures possibly even in russia
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:22,
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Pfft, give overIt's hardly sequel-rich material like the tale of a small-time Philadelphia boxer who gets an unexpected shot at the world title.
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Just had this one on a text?I've just bought the BBC advent calendar.
Every time I open a door, I have to pretend I haven't seen Jimmy Savile abusing a child.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)
What do you call a Derby man in a suit?The defendant.
Also works for any other town full of mongs. Ipswich, for example. Or Stoke. Also Bradford. And Portsmouth. Mansfield, too. Leicester. And let's not forget Manchester. Or, for that matter, Brentwood. Blackpool's not got much going for it either. Nor has Liverpool. The list is almost endless. And by "almost", I mean "as long as the list of British towns".
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Winddddyyyyy Piiiigggggg, Wiiiindyyyy Piiiiggggg....are you there Windy Piiiiigggg?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:12,
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Fine, fuck you.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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FUCKING HELL *SORRY*IT'S OK FOR YOU TO FUCK OFF AS YOU PLEASE BUT IF ANYONE ELSE DOES...
SHEESH.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:43,
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Alt: I've got some crystallised ginger smothered in yoghurtDon't know who's going to present his Radio 2 breakfast show tomorrow mind
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I dunno, It was an involuntary response to such an abysmal joke.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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I'm not new and I thought it was abysmal.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:42,
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Bit of an arse transport wise but Hawkwind are in Bedford Dec 27thFancy it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:41,
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If you need somewhere to crash rather than head back to London, you can stay on my sofa.(, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Very kind of you.I'm still looking at trains etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:46,
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You should come to the show.They shit on your mates Muse from a great height. They have a great stage/light show so even if you find songs about space a bit silly it's visually impressive anyway.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:52,
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