In fairness if I was forced to attend a ballroom competition I'd be pretty unhappy myself.
It's a perfectly natural reaction to being forced to squander your weekend hanging about with pretty much the biggest chutneys on earth just in the faint hope of a 'thank you' nosh off your missus.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:46, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I wonder if saying "I've been diagnosed with depression so that means you need to cheer me up"
would work as a chat up line.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)

There were lezzers there too

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)

They're everywhere!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Last time I went round my mother's there were two of the fuckers there.
Ghastly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:59, Reply)