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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Hire full Highland Dress
The ladies will be frothing at the clopper.
HTH xxx
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:43,
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But what should I wear underneath it?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:44,
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nowt, obviously.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:45,
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Also, this.
The number of times I've been borderline sexually assaulted by drunken harridans whilst wearing a kilt is quite amusing
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:45,
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Exactly this.
Our Christmas night out is in Birmingham and me and my mate are the only ones from north or the border.
We're having to pack a shitty stick.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:47,
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I'm not sure if that reads terribly well.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:48,
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makes sense to me
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:48,
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I thought someone might have misconstrued the 'shitty stick' reference as some post anal issue
that would certainly fend them off.
I may have overthought this.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:51,
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best go and have a cup of tea and a little lie down, I think.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:51,
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I think you might be right
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:52,
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Do you wear the funky shoes with the laces that go up the ankle?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:50,
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ghillie brogues? yeah.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:50,
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