The problem with specifying a size limit for the animal
is you're clearly discriminating against those poor gentlemen with smaller penises. It's no good them being allowed to fuck a carthorse if it doesn't even touch the sides.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:44, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Sexy sexy carthorses

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

You're perhaps giving this a little too much thought Badge old boy
or do you have a confession that you wish to share with the group?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I love horses
best of all the animals
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I was only specifying my own personal size limits based on whether or not I would hurt the poor creature
they call it making love for a reason.
( Peej, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)