Probably "Hammer Smashed Face" by Cannibal Corpse
Assuming that I end up being killed, as I anticipate I will, as the result of a chance encounter with a nutcase in Wickes.

If I die in a fire, "Disco Inferno" by The Tramps.

If my bungee cord snaps or parachute fails to open, "Jump" by Van Halen. Or Girls Aloud. Either one works. Or, even better, "Defying Gravity" from Wicked.

I can do this all day.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:33, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think "freefalling" by Tom Petty, for that.
"bright eyes" if you're killed by that psychotic cartoon rabbit that shits up rswipe?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Anyone should be shat up by Watership Down
It's a rite of passage
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:38, Reply)

+ back

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)

"Larger Than Life" by the Backstreet Boys
if I die of Gigantism
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)