In other news
I have just had a FB message from a teenager, whose mum I had a dalliance with about 6 years ago, asking me if I am who he thinks I am.

Should I:

A: ignore him
B: say yes, but I'm not his dad as he was about 12 when I spent some time with his mum
C: tell him his mum was shit in bed, but did at least swallow
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:16, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Ignore him.

( Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:17, Reply)

Boring. I was hoping you'd all say option C.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:20, Reply)

alright K-Bone

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Reply with...
'Ha ha, I fucked your mum, I fucked your mum'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:23, Reply)

This is along the lines of what I want to say, but need more validation before doing so to alleviate any conscience I may feel.
If 6 separate people tell me to do this then I will.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:24, Reply)

^ you heard him people!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:26, Reply)

No brainer, tell him now.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:32, Reply)

Don't forget sreenshots

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:44, Reply)

I would like to second this course of action.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Tell him that you fingered him after doing his mum.
That way he won't feel left out.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:31, Reply)

B
Then send him a list of other potential 'dads' if that is indeed his quest.

Postman, milkman etc.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:32, Reply)