Thats what i think,
It was probably the best hotel I've ever been in, and I was looking forward to a nice hangover poo, but it was ruined by the second rate poop wipe.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 13:06, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I did a poo last Monday that was the size of my forearm.
It took a lot of work to flush it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Gotta mash it up with a stick sometimes.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)

nah, I poured a kettle of boiling water over it.
It flushed eventually. Luckily all those bummings I received in my 20s have increased my capacity down there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Use theit towels.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)