Happy December fellas
Last night I learned Dozer was a closet racist and this morning I realized that John Waters and John Hughes are not the same person.

What have you learned recently?

Alt: Snow, are you looking forward to it or fearing it?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 11:32, 26 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Recently I have learned to play 'Washington square' by the popular beat combo 'Counting Crows'
Snow - not fussed. Did a driving course in Sweden some years ago so I hope I still remember some of the stuff I learned about driving on ice/snow etc.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 11:38, Reply)

a sensible attitude.
I look forward to snowmen ans sledging with the boy, but cycling in snow/ice, after the initial thrill of not actually dying is scary shit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I was working in Sweden for a few months
I had to do the course before they'd let me drive the company pool cars - otherwise I wouldn't have been insured. Sensible* idea I thought.

* Swedes in 'Being sensible' shock!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)

well, they can't all be a mad as the few I've met appear, or the country would disintegrate.
although, vcom to think of it the one's I've known were very good at their jobs, mad as a box of frogs but very competent.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I think the madness comes from having to be sensible most of the time
Kind of a rebound thing. Spend too much time being sensible and the madness increases exponentially.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I learned the origin of the word 'bumf' this week.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 11:39, Reply)

oh, do share.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Bum fodder or something, I thought.
Something to do with using it as toilet paper.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Correct.
Years ago people would use the equivalent of junk mail to wipe their arses on, so it was called bum fodder.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Oh my goodness.
I'm sure there was a film/book/whatever I saw/read/whatever where, 'cus in the ghettos, jews wasn't allowed to read the papers or listen to the radio, so they would sneek into the officer's toilets so they could get the news from the poo covered newspapers.

I'd be gutted if I went through all that and all I got was a story about Jade Goodie.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I'm not racist at all, closet or overt.
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 12:30, Reply)

He must be getting you mixed up with Monty.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 12:41, Reply)

It's easily done.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Doesn't matter how nice the hotel is,
They still manage to dissapoint me by cheaping out on the toilet roll.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Good quality shit tickets is essential.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Thats what i think,
It was probably the best hotel I've ever been in, and I was looking forward to a nice hangover poo, but it was ruined by the second rate poop wipe.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 13:06, Reply)

I did a poo last Monday that was the size of my forearm.
It took a lot of work to flush it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Gotta mash it up with a stick sometimes.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)

nah, I poured a kettle of boiling water over it.
It flushed eventually. Luckily all those bummings I received in my 20s have increased my capacity down there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Use theit towels.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Snow in the city is shite.
It turns into black slush in about 5 minutes. I used to live on the coast however, and snow on the beach is mega.
I like Plumdozer. I don't think hes a closet racist. Closet lezzer maybe, but racist, nah.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 12:39, Reply)

wuv yoo too bbz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I don't know about learning
but I am fairly confident that if I could record the noise my guinea pig makes when he wants something (not the shriek noise, people know, more the chattery noise) and slowed it down I could make guinea pig dubstep. This is going to happen.

alt: once it snows I won't be able to drive anywhere as I still live on enough of a hill to make it treacherous
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)

oh man
Love Spreads still sounds fantastic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Well football was shit.
Being four goals down by half time didn't help.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Mon-Goals?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 18:46, Reply)