I haven't got dressed since last Wednesday.
When did you last get fuck off?
Alright.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 9:27, 31 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Last time I asked for free chips.
Get dressed you lazy sod, and go out and clear my car of ice.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Can't you just point the blippy thing out the window and turn the heating thing on?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Its a Skoda not a Volvo.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Are they the ones in the joke about putting the rear window heater on so you don't get cold hands when you're pushing it to the garage?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Used to be, but basically its a VW, so is very reliable.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 10:41, Reply)

VW own pretty much everything now though, don't they?
There's a Bentley showroom up the road. I might pop in and ask if I can test drive the new SEAT eye-beefer.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)

alright Shambles
I haven't got out of bed for two weeks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Have they tried taking out the window and using a big fork lift?
IT'S A FAT JOKE!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE I'M NOT ACTUALLY FAT AND AMOROUS BADGER IS SKINNY BUT HIS WIFE IS FAT¬¬¬
HE HAS A WIDE WIFE!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D MAKE SUCH AN EDGY JOKE ABOUT THE SHAPE OF A PERSON ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!¬¬!¬1

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 10:39, Reply)

That's nothing, I'm an utter gimp with a porn site devoted to glassy-eyed slags and eighties toys.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Nice.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)

It makes me a hit with all the ladies.
And the guys down at Games Workshop worship me like some kind of GOD.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I bet you have a tattoo of a wizard. Or a dragon. Or an orc riding a dragon.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I wear balloon headwear, have an undercut and a Decepticon tattoo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:20, Reply)

oh momma

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)

I think I've gone a bit brainwrong over on QOTW

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Needs more threads.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I'm spent.
I'm quite thick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I'm up and out after hoovering the flat, mopping the floors, emptying the dishwater and curing some leprosy
How'd you like them apples?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I have a robot that does the hoovering.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 10:38, Reply)

You shouldn't be so rude about your wife.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 10:39, Reply)

It's OK. She doesn't mind. She isn't fat.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I had a lie in
it was ace. Then I had bacon. Might as well go back to bed, it ain't getting better than that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 12:53, Reply)

I've jst been to the laundrette
it doesn't get worse than that.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 12:59, Reply)

oh god, that's the worst
I used to just drop mine off to be done by the woman there. I couldn't stand the drafty noisy sitting about in uncomfortable plastic chairs listening to old ladies complain while trying to read my book. And I always forgot the fucking washing powder.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 13:01, Reply)

I no rite./
That bit in Saw XII where he forces one poor bastard to get a duvet into one of the big dryers is the only time I've had to leave a cinema to be physically sick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 13:40, Reply)

wuss
I sat through it all the way to the washing powder dispenser scene
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 13:47, Reply)

fuck
hardcore
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 13:49, Reply)

alright

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 14:34, Reply)

alright, realdoc

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 14:39, Reply)