Theres an advert for some shit voucher website,
Where a woman looks all smug for failing to use chopsticks properly, instead of being a grown up and wither asking for a fork, or learning to use chopsticks. Dunno why it annoys me, I think its because its championing ignorance.

Altalt: I am never sure about dozer.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:02, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Yeah that advert annoys me for the same reason.
Morning, Winders.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:04, Reply)

morning chief.
Also, toothpaste advert with "squeaking" clean.
Someone tried to tell me it was a marketing tool as I would remember the advert, but I forget which brand it was for, maybe I remember sub-consciously.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I can still remember an ancient cornflakes ad
because none of the words in the jingle rhymed properly.

Oh they are the ONES
that give your famiLY
one full quarter OF
five vitamins they NEED.

AAAAARGH. Other brain-itches included rhyming "taste" with "flakes".

I've never bought cornflakes since. Or before, to be fair.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:19, Reply)

You just pick at your eczema instead?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Ew.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:22, Reply)